IT"S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
Yes my girlfriend has advised me against posting on the boards whilst being drunk or even talking to anyone in general whilst being drunk because I will eventually make a fool of myself but isn\'t that the nature of being drunk and why we all get drunk anyways because it lets you be less inhibited and thus more yourself so you get to act the way you REALLY are (but with slurred speech and impared vision and without the ability to maintain an erection shut the fuck up assholes) and not the way you\'re SUPPOSED to be L-I-C you know what I\'m talking about you always were the non-conformist but sometimes you just came across as a conformist trying to break the shackles and it was just too tiresome am I actually talking about L-I-C I\'m not sure and have you read any of SwifDi\'s posts lately he\'s like trying to do a gimmick that I did 4 years ago, yeah you\'re a real funny guy YAWN what the fuck why haven\'t I put a proper full stop yet I just can\'t stop typing I was just chatting to this girl I know who just sent me her picture for the first time in the 3 years we\'ve been chatting if she had have sent it to me the first day I spoke to her I probably would have done her but now she\'s missed out because I have a girlfriend who I\'m very happy with but I went out drinking tonight and these girls with big tits were making eye contact with me and I noticed one of them started putting on lip gloss after looking at me but I really don\'t care because they probably had some sort of vinerial disease which I don\'t actually want to catch and besides it\'s much safer to just go home and jack off over the thought of them munching out some other girls pussy while my dick is in her ass but really isn\'t that what life is all about I\'m not so sure but these girls\' tits were nice but then they moved away before some guy who I make fun of but he doesn\'t realise it because he\'s not very bright and I do it in a very patronizing way got to talk to them and now some people I know are sending me messages but I\'m not sure if I should read them or just keep typing oh well does anyone else get paranoid that their dick isn\'t big enough even though when they measure it it\'s above average so then they start to worry that they\'re measuring it from the wrong spot and it\'s actually below average I mean surely there are lots of guys out there with below average sized dicks and they still get laid so why wouldn\'t a girl want to feast on mine I really don\'t know why I said that I\'m very happy with the girl I have but the idea of teasing some slut and not letting her have any certainly is enticing there was a gay guy at work who used to hit on me and always asked for hugs and I never gave him any I feel bad now because he\'s moved inter-state and I never once hugged him oh well and some girl at work keeps touching me but I don\'t mind even though it\'s technically sexual harrassment L-I-C I think we should get an apartment together maybe you could dump your missus as I know that\'s what you want to do because she has these idiosyncrases that you don\'t care for such as when you sleep in the same bed you find it hard to get to sleep because she BREATHES loudly DOESN\'T SHE I know she does and she also doesn\'t give you enough head any more you\'re just a man and you work long hours so when you get home you don\'t want to go to the effort of going through foreplay and getting her wet and munching her rug then penetrating her vagina then ejaculating on her breasts and making her dog lick it up you\'re too tired and you just want to wet your dick a little is it too much to ask for a simple blowjob but then again if you\'re too lazy to pleasure your girlfriend you\'re probably too lazy to wash, soap and shampoo your crotch region netherlone shave it off so it\'s probably a bit smellier than you woulf like to admit so even if you did ask she would be reluctant but if she goes to the effort of maintaining her vagina why don\'t you try and keep your dick nice and tidy for her you lazy fuck oh well whatever remind me not to post again when I\'m drunk you fucking bisezual tupperware party holding corrigated iron fucking faggot.
