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Offline shockwaves
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Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2005, 04:02:27 PM »
"On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield.  But on a banana, it\'s just the opposite.  Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?"

"Sometimes I wave to people I don\'t know. It is very dangerous to wave to people you don\'t know, because what if they don\'t have a hand? They\'ll think you\'re cocky. Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful...I\'m gonna go pick something up"
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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2005, 08:08:29 PM »
RIP man. I never heard of him until today but seems like a hell of a comic.
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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2005, 08:58:04 PM »
FUCK, I quote him in every day life.  :(

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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2005, 03:14:11 AM »
So is he dead or was it an April fools?

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« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2005, 05:54:06 AM »
I don\'t know
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« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2005, 08:03:05 AM »
Hmm..

Yeah, this guy was good.

I like rice. Rice is great when you\'re hungry, and you want two THOUSAND of something.

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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2005, 10:51:00 AM »
"Hedberg died Wednesday in a hotel room in Livingston, N.J."

He didn\'t die too far from me.
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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2005, 11:54:49 AM »
*scratches head*

What\'s so funny about these jokes?

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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2005, 12:03:47 PM »
It\'s his delivery.  He\'s a complete stoner in his delivery.  Try and listen to some of his material and you will understand.
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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2005, 12:33:37 PM »
one of my favorite comedians....damn shame

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« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2005, 02:18:15 PM »
Oops

Might as well add something to the accidental post.


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« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2005, 06:32:29 PM »
S**t was funny as hell boz!  :laughing:
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« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2005, 09:06:00 PM »
Now a few more frames to add the pope and sit around a table of chicken.
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
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« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2005, 09:11:27 AM »
holy shit, that ruled
Dinosaurs were killed in the flood. -#RaCeR#
Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri

 

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