"On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield. But on a banana, it\'s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
"Sometimes I wave to people I don\'t know. It is very dangerous to wave to people you don\'t know, because what if they don\'t have a hand? They\'ll think you\'re cocky. Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful...I\'m gonna go pick something up"