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Offline CHIZZY

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Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
« on: March 31, 2005, 05:39:21 AM »
I just heard on Howard Stern that he died. Is this a joke?

BTW Mitch= teh funny comedian.
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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2005, 08:02:12 AM »
No freaking way.  I love that guy.

I don\'t call them cavities.  I call them places I put food.
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2005, 08:25:37 AM »
" I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to do them too..."

" I helped my friend stay put last weekend, it\'s a lot easier than helping someone move. I basically went over and made sure he didn\'t start loading his shit onto a truck."
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Dinosaurs were killed in the flood. -#RaCeR#
Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri

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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2005, 08:35:19 AM »
"A guy asked me if I wanted a frozen banana.

I said no

But then I thought, I may want a regular banana later.

So, yeah."
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2005, 08:49:22 AM »
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2005, 08:53:19 AM »
"...you can have this product for 4 easy payments of $19.95... I would like to make a product that was available for 3 easy payments, and one fuckin\' complicated payment! We\'re not gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch! The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination! Good luck, fucker! The last payment must be made in wampum!"
« Last Edit: March 31, 2005, 08:55:05 AM by CHIZZY »
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Dinosaurs were killed in the flood. -#RaCeR#
Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2005, 08:58:34 AM »
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It\'s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don\'t want them too. I\'m like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2005, 10:42:44 AM »
"When an escalator gets broken, they put a sign there that says "temporarly out of service". Why don\'t they get a sign that says "Temporarily Stairs"?"

I just liked that one...may have been that I was watching the Comedy Central special at around 1 am, but it was still funny :)

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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2005, 11:12:29 AM »
So far theres nothing on the net so hopefully it isnt true.

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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2005, 11:16:53 AM »
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So far theres nothing on the net so hopefully it isnt true.
Comedian Mitch Hedburg dead at 37

In case that first link asks you to register
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2005, 11:30:56 AM »
damn. Was hoping itd be news places i havent heard of but comedy central would be the ones to know.
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2005, 12:40:31 PM »
[size=8]EARLY APRIL\'S FOOL![/size]

Perhaps not.
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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2005, 12:45:51 PM »
damn someone beat me to my joke from him =/
« Last Edit: March 31, 2005, 12:50:48 PM by Jumpman »
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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2005, 01:30:35 PM »
The Comedy Central pieces blow nuts.  His CD is fucking great@!
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I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2005, 03:58:31 PM »
druggie = early death
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