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Offline videoholic

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« on: April 04, 2005, 11:33:44 AM »
OK, funny story.

Back ground story.  My dad\'s name is Richard.  So he has always been Dickie, or Dick.  Logan calls him Dickie.  He\'s never called him Grandpa, Pop pop, etc.  He\'s always been Dick or Dickie.


OK, back on topic.

Logan and I are at the doctors office today waiting in the crowded waiting room.  He has often asked me if I\'m bigger than my dad.  So this morning we are chatting and he goes, "How big are you daddy?"
I reply,  "I\'m 5\'11" or about 6\' tall."

"How big is your Dick?" he says louder than appropriately.

So I laugh and tell him that HE is about the same size.

So he says, "Is your Dick bigger than you are?"

I say, "no HE is about the same size."

Then he reaches out with his hand like you are showing someone how tall something is and says, "Is your Dick this big?"

I find it hard to not laugh my ass off cause he doesn\'t know any better.


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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2005, 11:43:29 AM »
hehehe funny but definitely not something you\'d want to record on tape.  Then you\'d seem like a mongoloid. ;)

If I overheard that story I would have been :sconf: > :jb:

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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2005, 11:43:50 AM »
that kid is learning about dick way to early.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2005, 01:04:49 PM »
So Vid\'s son is curious about big dicks?
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2005, 03:15:22 PM »
Heh. I either would have laughed my ass off or been a little embarrassed.

Good stuff though.
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2005, 04:24:41 PM »
Ah, what it would be like to be so young.
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2005, 05:02:18 PM »
heh heh kids...they say what\'s on their mind no matter who\'s around!  :p
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