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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2005, 04:00:18 AM »
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It\'s happened to me. Also had an uncle walk in on me.


Did he join you? ;)
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« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2005, 04:05:27 AM »
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Did he join you? ;)


...he...swore..he\'d never tell about that..

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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2005, 04:06:58 AM »
You and your uncle bukkake\'d all over the magazine, eh? ;)
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
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« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2005, 04:23:47 AM »
Clean my house.
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« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2005, 04:53:45 AM »
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Clean my house.


Call Miss Tiq. He\'ll wash your car and pick yer veggies.
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2005, 05:28:53 AM »
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Call Miss Tiq. He\'ll wash your car and pick yer veggies.
And steal your TV.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2005, 07:30:34 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

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« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2005, 07:33:25 AM »
that\'s funny

reminds me of the time I got off work early and walked in on my roommate getting it on with himself.

I wouldn\'t let him live it down for a long time.

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« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2005, 07:37:04 AM »
Came close to getting caught by my roomate once. Came home early from work, started to get busy w/ a porno goin\' on in my bedroom. Didn\'t realize he stayed home from work. Whoops.
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« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2005, 10:08:13 AM »
Never been caught, although my gf and I have nearly been caught quite a few times..
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« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2005, 11:14:32 AM »
I\'m pretty quick and have a natural reflex to cover up in the nick of time!
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« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2005, 11:27:02 AM »
she didnt catch me clear as day. I was just cleaning up and tucked put the snake back in and luckily I had a instant message up blocking about half the movie. She walked in and I flinched and closed the movie and I was like "THANKS FOR KNOCKING" and she said what movie were you watching so I told her Boondock Saints its bloody so you wont like it leave. But I think she knew it was porno

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« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2005, 11:31:52 AM »
lmao Boondock Saints.

of all the movies to pick.

I\'ve never been caught myself and hope to never be.

I was caught looking at a porno once but I was only looking not jacking.
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« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2005, 02:26:39 PM »
Shit, I have been caught with my girlfriend. Got caught by her father I know two times and I am pretty sure he has came home early before and caught us. We would be doin\' our thing and then I would hear the front door open and shut.

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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2005, 09:22:28 PM »
Quit having sex infront of the front door imo.
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