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Offline Skyrider666
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« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2005, 01:09:46 AM »
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Then you suck. Or perhaps the Internet doesn\'t cover Australia. ;)


I\'ve heard we\'re getting it soon, but you have to pedal a bike joined to a generator to keep it running. It\'s going to be sweet.
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« Reply #31 on: May 02, 2005, 01:30:37 AM »
You guys have bikes in WA?    man how lucky is that. We\'re still doing it flintstone style. You\'ve even got a generator too, damn... heres me using fire for light like a sucker. Got to be careful though, don\'t want to burn to much trees down. That\'s a lot of $$ i\'m burning..  I could buy mm\'s house with 1 tree.
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« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2005, 03:24:45 AM »
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I think Unicorn is a dolt.
Go figure.

You don\'t live in America, so get over it. I don\'t like our President either - but at least, as an American I have a right to complain.


Everyone has the right to complain about the American president.
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« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2005, 03:47:42 AM »
Don’t worry americans. Soon when China takes your place as "super power" we will complain and make funny pictures of the Chinese leaders instead. Then you can join in on the fun! :D

Here, I\'ll start right now!


I’m lacking funny quotes from the Chinese leaders, but this is just as good. ;)
Right? :evil:
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« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2005, 04:16:14 AM »
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Hi, my name is unicron and I like to blame the U.S. for my country being a big shithole even though my country was a big shithole even before the U.S. had anything to do with it.

Here one for you unicron...



I love you JOP.
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« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2005, 04:21:43 AM »
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Everyone has the right to complain about the American president.


I know you scots really don\'t understand, \'cos you don\'t have a leader, you\'re just England\'s lap dog (still)


:D

So Stuff it up your ass, and fuck off while you\'re doing it.

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« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2005, 04:26:53 AM »
Cypruss is an inferior country. Mike Tyson, alone, could conquer that little rock.
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« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2005, 06:59:56 AM »
^^^lol
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« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2005, 07:37:13 AM »
I find it fascinating that if you guys were recorded your every waking moment that you would never say anything incorrect.  Your english teachers would be so proud.
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« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2005, 07:54:00 AM »
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I find it fascinating that if you guys were recorded your every waking moment that you would never say anything incorrect.  Your english teachers would be so proud.
^^^Ironic?
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« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2005, 08:33:55 AM »
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I love you JOP.

and I love you to
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« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2005, 08:43:09 AM »
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I find it fascinating that if you guys were recorded your every waking moment that you would never say anything incorrect.  Your english teachers would be so proud.


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^^^Ironic?


Yes.
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« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2005, 08:56:39 AM »
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I find it fascinating that if you guys were recorded your every waking moment that you would never say anything incorrect.  Your english teachers would be so proud.
Me Engirsh iz very gut.

But look at some of those statements. They are not just unfortunate, they are incredibly stupid. Almost like a retard spoke them... which I suspect isn\'t too far from the truth.

BTW, we all have the right to complain about the American president. If not, then I guess no one but Iraqi\'s were allowed to complain about Saddam Hussein. The same with North Koreans and Kim Jong Long Dong or what ever his name is.
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« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2005, 09:00:36 AM »
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I find it fascinating that if you guys were recorded your every waking moment that you would never say anything incorrect.  Your english teachers would be so proud.
Yeah, but THIS guy is the President of the United States of America.  I think we are only comparing him to previous presidents.  Hell, even Ronald Reagan at 78 could construct a complete sentence more reliably than G.W.  

BTW, those quotations don\'t come from "every waking moment" of Bush\'s life.  They come from press conferences and public meetings... occasions where he KNOWS he will be recorded and quoted.  Still he sounds like a stuttering idiot.  No tape recordings from his private oval office meetings are going to be released.  The republicans learned their lesson on that.  :)

I think Bush fried too many brain cells on whiskey and coke back in the 70\'s.
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« Reply #44 on: May 02, 2005, 02:43:45 PM »
Bush still sucks, even if half the country voted for him.

And anyone can support or pan him. We believe in that whole freedom of speech and equality business... So I guess that counts for people like Unicron.

Or sumthin er uther like yat.

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