A few years ago I bought a taser because I was delivering pizza at 1 in the morning. I came to this one house that said "Beware of Dog" and they fuggin\' expected me to walk past their fence into the yard with their dog to get to their front door. The dog starting charging me and as it came closer I realized it was a pitbull. So when he got next to me, I gave the b^tch a little zap and its tail went between its legs.
Scared the sh^t out of me, but luckily...that was the only thing I had to use the taser on during the entire time I worked for Pizza Hut. Stupid dogs.