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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: July 22, 2005, 09:50:49 AM »
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: FUCK Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: WTF the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: SHIT
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do shit til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: WTF! thats bullshit u Japs im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: WTF!
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshit u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: WTF u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o shit i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh shit help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cock socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: shit now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES!
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shit holy shit hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for shit
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fucks
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o shit!
*paTTon has left the game.*
« Last Edit: July 22, 2005, 09:55:09 AM by GmanJoe »
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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2005, 09:54:06 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2005, 09:56:23 AM »
I raff rike monkey man at this!

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Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: *** u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2005, 10:49:56 AM »
That was funny as hell Gman.  One mistake was made by whoever made it though - benny is supposed to be eliminated as well.
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2005, 10:51:36 AM »
Is this some sort of inside thing that you two are in on?
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2005, 10:53:28 AM »
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It is basically WW2 if it was played online as a game - played out like it was in real life.

T0J0 = Tojo
benny-tow = Benito Mussolini

get it now?  It is WW2 in its historic timeline if it were played as an online game.

I like how Hitler hit the wrong button and eliminated himself LOL.  

Also when Hitler was screaming WTF you were in a depression now you have a huge army!  You hack!  
:lmao:
« Last Edit: July 22, 2005, 10:54:45 AM by GigaShadow »
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2005, 11:08:26 AM »
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tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES!
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shit holy shit hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*


:lmao: True meaning of CLASSIC!! HILARIOUS!! *falls off chair*
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2005, 11:09:54 AM »
*reads the whole thing again* :lmao:
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2005, 11:14:07 AM »
I still raff rike crazy! If anyone has any knowledge of basic WW2 History and plays online games, you\'ll understand.

BWAHAHAH! Ooh man! *wipes tears*

This is not some secret inside joke, boys.
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2005, 12:43:39 PM »
What game is it though, is what I\'m trying to say, you just say ww2 online game. Is it an actual game you buy/download, or just some kids in a chat room typing this shit out?
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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2005, 02:02:04 PM »
Now THAT was funny!  :laughing:

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Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

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tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES!
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shit holy shit hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*


LOL
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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2005, 09:39:54 PM »
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What game is it though, is what I\'m trying to say, you just say ww2 online game. Is it an actual game you buy/download, or just some kids in a chat room typing this shit out?
Dude... you\'re not usually thick, so I\'m surprised you don\'t get it this time. :)

It\'s not an actual game... it\'s just humor - what WWII would look like if it had been played online by geeks. The way they speak is like "OMG he hax!!111".

Quite funny.
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2005, 10:44:25 PM »
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2005, 11:32:47 PM »
If it were a game I\'m thinking Command & Conquer Generals. :)  Pretty funny.

What sucks is that kids today actually converse like this all the time on the net, it hurts my IQ just reading it.  Yea leave it to me to spoil the fun. ;>
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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2005, 12:24:12 AM »
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Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
:laughing: OMG...good stuff. :D
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