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Offline THX
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« on: July 28, 2005, 11:43:32 AM »
Your e-penis does not compute

Finally something I can take out to dinner and won\'t force me to have shex afterwards

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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2005, 11:47:48 AM »
I\'d like to put her in my passenger seat so I can drive in the diamond lane... and do other stuff.  :D
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2005, 11:50:35 AM »
"More importantly, we have found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her. Consciously, it is easy to see that she is an android, but unconsciously, we react to the android as if she were a woman."

probably due to the robo-vagina they added :P

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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2005, 01:10:11 PM »
But can she suck dick? Let\'s hope so. I\'m tired of Cored\'s mouth. ;)
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2005, 01:18:09 PM »
It would be funny if she did and didn\'t follow rule #1.
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2005, 01:20:47 PM »
not me...but watch the teeth next time, or I\'ll knock them down your throat!
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2005, 01:26:15 PM »
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
But can she suck dick? Let\'s hope so. I\'m tired of Cored\'s mouth. ;)


Maybe it comes with different head attachments, one labelled "speak", one labelled "suck and spit" and one labelled "suck and swallow"

It would work for hand attachments as well, in case you are not in the mood for any cleaning out afterwards.
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2005, 02:42:23 PM »
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It would work for hand attachments as well, in case you are not in the mood for any cleaning out afterwards.
They could make it self cleaning. :thumb:

BTW, you\'re sick f^ck...

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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2005, 02:47:38 PM »
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They could make it self cleaning. :thumb:

BTW, you\'re sick f^ck...


Thanks.

Anyway, I just thought of another design for a head attachment, it\'s labelled "stfu whining, and make my dinner bitch"
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2005, 02:53:31 PM »
STFU whining? Uh...

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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2005, 02:55:49 PM »
Just thinking up possible add-on\'s for this robot tart.
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2005, 02:57:50 PM »
That statement made no sense. Perhaps..."STFU with your whining ho..."

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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2005, 03:00:37 PM »
We\'re not going down this route again are we?

It makes sense to me.
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2005, 03:02:58 PM »
I didn\'t know we went down this route before. Let\'s start over, shall we?

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Anyway, I just thought of another design for a head attachment, it\'s labelled "stfu whining, and make my dinner bitch"
:laughing: :thumb: <---- my first reaction to your post

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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2005, 03:06:24 PM »
:D

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