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Instead of the health and weapons points used in other role-playing games, players collect love, hope and faith points to power their missions. When they meet foes, instead of fragging them as in Halo 2, the disciples earn their halos by praying for them or using the "finger of God" to convert them.
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2005, 11:16:20 AM »
No.

-10

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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2005, 11:29:13 AM »
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No.

-10


You are a heathen and must be tied to a stake and burned for your witchery. Or...listen to Dave Matthews Band CDs for 2 straight weeks.

Which punishment do you want?
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2005, 11:39:38 AM »
I think I would take the burning in eternal flames. I\'m melting, I\'m melting Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2005, 12:34:54 PM »
Oh my God, no pun intended, lol :)
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2005, 12:48:55 PM »
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You are a heathen and must be tied to a stake and burned for your witchery. Or...listen to Dave Matthews Band CDs for 2 straight weeks.

Which punishment do you want?
That wasn\'t -10 for you...it was for the boring idea for a game. They had a game like this back in the days of the NES. It was interesting.

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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2005, 02:27:10 PM »
Players collect love, faith and hope points.

I totally want that game.

Also, need to get on Ebay and finally buy Bible Adventures for NES. I met a kid who had the whole damn Bible series for NES - and he wouldn\'t give it up!

Bastard.

God damn him.

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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2005, 03:50:38 PM »
This is something the Flanders kids would play.

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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2005, 04:20:02 PM »
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This is something the Flanders kids would play.


And clowd.
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2005, 05:24:27 PM »
Who is clowd?

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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2005, 10:52:03 PM »
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Who is clowd?
Alliswell

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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2005, 02:39:29 AM »
heh...

Flanders:"what do you want to play?"

Rod & Todd: "GOOD SAMARITAN!"

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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2005, 03:39:54 AM »
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That wasn\'t -10 for you...it was for the boring idea for a game. They had a game like this back in the days of the NES. It was interesting.


Pick your punishment for giving this holy game a -10. \'tis blesphemy to have a negative opinion for this game. Burn at the stake...or listen to Dave Matthews for 2 weeks.
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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2005, 08:15:03 AM »
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Who is clowd?


Super religious kid. Do a search for "god" and his name either Clowd or alliswell and you\'ll see plentya fighting.

I actually read the article today and I don\'t know why but it made me angry, especially about the one where the humans battle the dinosaurs. Funny considering the dinosaurs lived 64 million years before humans even existed.
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« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2005, 05:11:24 PM »
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And clowd.


You got to be kidding

I don\'t play video games to convert people

I saw a preview of something like this.  Some guy put a spell or something on somebody and he bent down and started praying

It\'s so corny its unbelieveable

I have 0 interest in this game

There is another religious game coming out that has you playing mini games like spit the red seas etc  it is a better take imo

Super religious?  If you think I\'m super religious you don\'t go out much

What article did you read?

 

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