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« on: August 05, 2005, 06:30:04 PM »
That\'s a pretty freaking funny CD.

His last CD was so so, but this one is real freaking good.

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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2005, 11:26:49 PM »
Want, Need, Have....  they all rule!  

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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2005, 03:45:13 AM »
What\'s the one with jokes from his Comedy Central show? Like, people coming out after a car accident. Or,

I would punch every bee in the face.

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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2005, 05:00:17 AM »
http://www.danecook.com/

lot of the new CD comes right up on his website.
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2005, 08:00:35 AM »
I saw him on comedy central once and thought he was just kinda annoying.


Saw him another time and thought he was pretty funny.


He\'s just too "screamy" with his wife beaters and stuff for me.
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2005, 05:19:46 PM »
Yeah I saw him on Comedy Central and he was dodgy. "I wish I could spit acid!!!" Ughh..

But I saw him another time, and he was pretty gosh darn funny in parts. I couldn\'t really see a CD of his being funny, because most of his comedy extended from his mannerisms and expressions while delivering the punch lines.
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2005, 06:31:49 PM »
his comedy central presents doesnt do him justice.  

believe me, his audio cds made me laugh my ass off.
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2005, 03:50:37 AM »
He ruled on the Jimmy Kimmel show when he acted like Tom Cruise and flipped out and bit nelly run on sentence.
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2005, 01:16:45 PM »
The acid joke, say what you will, but his impression of an Alien is spot on. That a human can look so much like Alien from the movie is hilarious.

Something else I found. Even to read it makes me laugh: I was a scared little kid, and the thing I was most scared of was Kool-Aid. Remember the commercials for Kool-Aid? That big talking bowl of punch comes crashing through your wall... OH YEAHHH!!! OHHH YEAHHHH!!!! And all the little kids on the commerical are like, "Haaa haa haaaa!" And I\'m in my living room, like "RUNNN! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!" And they are drinking out of him after he crashed through the wall and asbestos and lead paint fell in him...If that were me, I wouldn\'t drink out of him, I\'d be like "YOU FIX THAT WALL BEFORE MY DAD GETS HOME FROM WORK! He\'s gonna beat me with a belt, he\'s not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came crashing into here!" Yeah crashing through the wall is real cool, USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL!"

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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2005, 06:47:58 PM »
I saw Dane Cook in California. He\'s f*cking hilarious. :D I was crying from laughing so much.
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