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Offline Ashford
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« on: August 31, 2005, 10:35:16 AM »
Here, I\'ll try again...

Some guy took the Chinese version of Episode 3 and translated it back into English...
July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2005, 10:36:22 AM »
The line was supposed to be "They\'re all over me."
July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2005, 10:37:27 AM »
my chinese me no dong me stick chop sticks up my bum nananananananananananananananananana
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2005, 10:39:55 AM »
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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2005, 10:46:22 AM »
hey...you deleted my post...

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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2005, 10:48:25 AM »
"Who could have done this???"
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July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2005, 10:48:42 AM »
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hey...you deleted my post...


Sorry, starting over...
July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2005, 10:49:01 AM »
kopking?
Wrong. There are two other people who can.
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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2005, 10:54:47 AM »
Presbyterian Church???
July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2005, 10:56:57 AM »
What are troopseses?
July 2002: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Enron, $16.50 left. Worldcom, $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser beer one year ago, drank it all and turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2005, 12:22:31 PM »
Troopseses? What, did Gollum write that subtitle or something?
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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2005, 05:46:35 PM »
What the heck

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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2005, 05:54:13 PM »
Interesting. The guy must have used an online translator or something.
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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2005, 06:35:32 PM »
Where\'s the funny?
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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2005, 07:30:07 PM »
^^^my chinese comment wasnt bad
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

 

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