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Offline Blade
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National Flashlight Battery Inspection Day!
« on: September 09, 2005, 02:44:50 PM »


Remember kids, replace your flashlight batteries often! It\'s the only safe way to be! Ha ha ha!
« Last Edit: September 09, 2005, 02:46:22 PM by Blade »
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2005, 03:16:57 PM »
Wow!!!

makes me wish I had a torch.

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and a cellar.....


and the ability to actually care
« Last Edit: September 09, 2005, 03:18:05 PM by Cerberus »
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2005, 03:31:02 PM »
...brought to you by Duracell.

Screw batteries.  My emergency flashlight is hand powered.
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2005, 04:22:50 PM »
I want my two minutes back...j/k.:D
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2005, 04:49:56 PM »
Please tell me that comic\'s a joke.
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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2005, 04:58:24 PM »
I\'m sorry. I\'ll explain a few things..

Yes, it\'s a joke. Supreme (during Alan Moore\'s fantastic run) is partly a pastiche of 1960\'s comic books. Wacky plots, "Superman is a dick" style covers, and retarded public service announcements.

If you read comics or have any knowledge of their history, this is pretty funny. Otherwise, I can understand the groaning. Heh.

That "ad" was made in, like, 1997 or 1998.
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2005, 05:45:58 PM »
I thought it was funny.

"...Preserves..."
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2005, 09:05:12 PM »
Where can I get more of these strips?Very funny :laughing:
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2005, 10:03:44 PM »
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My emergency flashlight is hand powered.

Explain!  Like a turn crank similar to those 1920s movie cameras?
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2005, 01:26:18 AM »
It\'s most likely:

*spin handle furiously and have 20 minutes of light*

Sort of thing.
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2005, 03:37:56 AM »
Unicron: Weeeeeell, there aren\'t anymore stand-alones that I know of.. but..

The two trade paperbacks of Alan Moore\'s Supreme run are really good and have a lot of these nostalgic throwbacks.
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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2005, 04:29:17 AM »
reminds me of the comic books they used to hand out on "dental health day"...
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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2005, 05:39:06 AM »
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Explain!  Like a turn crank similar to those 1920s movie cameras?


There are some you shake for like 10 seconds and you have like 20 minutes of battery life.
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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2005, 06:15:34 AM »
If I shake my penis for 2 minutes inside of a vagina, it will create 60-70 years of life.
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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2005, 08:08:16 AM »
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Explain!  Like a turn crank similar to those 1920s movie cameras?
It\'s a russian flashlight with a handle that you open and close like the handle of a pair of scissors.  The handle powers a little generator.  It\'s hard to explain.
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