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Offline CHIZZY

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« on: October 04, 2005, 06:11:47 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WEATHER/10/03/longwang.ap/index.html

that\'s it... the chinese are officially mocking the US media....
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2005, 06:18:00 AM »
I skipped over the article earlier... I don\'t know if it\'s funny or sad. Can something instantly be both?

-Longwang
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2005, 06:34:43 AM »
That much destruction over one Long wang?  If I ever visit China, I\'ll be sure to keep my pants on. One look at my junk and they may try to bludgeon me to death with big fuckin rocks.
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2005, 09:19:37 AM »
To us, Typhoon Longwang sounds like long wang.

To them, I betcha Hurrican Ri Ta is Chinese for "Sagging Scrotum".
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2005, 09:19:51 AM »
If you think you\'re junk is huge wait\'ll you get a load of clips\'s
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2005, 09:22:30 AM »
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If you think you\'re junk is huge wait\'ll you get a load of clips\'s


no fair. Black men were genetically spliced with Alabama black snakes.

Not surprisingly, Filipinos have dicks made of steel with coconuts for balls. If you think that\'s crazy, wait til you hear about the Filipino men..... ;)
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2005, 09:47:34 AM »
How is GMan not the top poster?  I bet he is pretty darn quick.
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2005, 09:59:02 AM »
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How is GMan not the top poster?  I bet he is pretty darn quick.


Coz none of my posts count. :p I order you to lower my post count to just 500!
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2005, 10:02:22 AM »
That\'s about 400 too many.

You give yourself way too much credit.
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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2005, 10:04:30 AM »
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That\'s about 400 too many.

You give yourself way too much credit.


Then reset it to zero. I\'ll be happy with that!
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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2005, 10:07:30 AM »
Stupid people...

If you\'re gonna phonetically translate it, at least spell it right...

Loong Wong would be more accurate...
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2005, 11:49:00 AM »
They know how to give their windy weather cool names, instead of hurricane rita/nancy/clancy/russel
« Last Edit: October 04, 2005, 11:50:16 AM by Cerberus »
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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2005, 11:54:35 AM »
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no fair. Black men were genetically spliced with Alabama black snakes
No they aren\'t.
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« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2005, 03:49:38 PM »
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No they aren\'t.


Bitch! Are you stupid?
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« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2005, 03:52:55 PM »
Bitch! Do you fall into every urban myth that isn\'t based on factual information?
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