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« on: November 02, 2005, 01:01:38 AM »
If you didn\'t get this in an email yet you can read it here first, then brag to the email sender when they send it tomorrow. ;P

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27. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=cigarette+lighter+invented+before+match&btnG=Google+Search
 

26. The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=average+chocolate+bar+insect+legs&btnG=Search
 

25. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

http://www.science-frontiers.com/sf058/sf058b07.htm
 

24. Its impossible to smoke oneself to death with weed. You won\\\'t be able to retain enough motor control and consciousness to do so after such a large amount. (Common Sense)

23. Uncle Phil, from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, did the voice of Shredder in the TMNT cartoon.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0043041/
 

22. Every drop of seawater contains approximately 1 billion gold atoms.

http://www.webelements.com/webelements/elements/text/Au/geol.html

 

21. The US national anthem actually has three verses, but everyone just knows the first one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Star-Spangled_Banner

20. During World War II, IBM built the computers the Nazis used to manage their death/concentration camps.

http://www.ibmandtheholocaust.com/articles/auschwitz.html

19. The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.

http://www.perceptions.couk.com/superants.html

18. The deadliest war in history excluding World War II was a civil war in China in the 1850s in which the rebels were led by a man who thought he was the brother of Jesus Christ.

http://www.asiawind.com/pub/forum/fhakka/mhonarc/msg00451.html
 

17. Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second. Almost 10 people more live on this Earth now, than before you finished reading this.

http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/ask_earl/page?d=20000714
 

16. Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.

http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/birthday.asp

15. The number of people alive on earth right now is higher than the number of all the people that have died. Ever.

http://www.prb.org/Template.cfm?Section=PRB&template=/Content/ContentGroups/02_Articles/0ct-Dec02/How_Many_People_Have_Ever_Lived_on_Earth_.htm
 

14. The average American consumes 1.2 pounds of spider eggs a year and eat 2.5 pounds of insect parts a year.

http://www.corsinet.com/trivia/average.html
 

13. The Kamp Krusty episode of the Simpson’s was originally meant to be made as the Simpsons movie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamp_Krusty
 

12. Men can breastfeed babies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
 

11. There is a rare condition called Exploding Head Syndrome which you\\\'ve probably never heard of.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome
 

10. Scientists have determined that fungi are more closely related to human beings and animals than to other plants.

http://www.factmonster.com/spot/fungus1.html

9. In some (maybe all) Asian countries, the family name is written first and the individual name written second (opposite of the America method). That\\\'s why Asian athletes like Yao Ming and Ichiro Suzuki have Yao and Ichiro written on their jerseys. Those are their family names and in America their names are written Ming Yao and Suzuki Ichiro.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_name
 

8. Abe Lincoln bought 50 cents worth of cocaine in 1860

http://www.historycooperative.org/journals/jala/19.1/hall.html
 

7. A German World War II submarine was sunk due to malfunction of the toilet.

http://forum.axishistory.com/viewtopic.php?t=9684&start=0

6. Washington State has the longest single beach in the United States. Long Beach, WA.

http://www.gonorthwest.com/Washington/southwest/Long-Beach/Long_Beach.htm
 

5. The largest living thing on the face of the Earth is a mushroom underground in Oregon, it measures three and a half miles in diameter.

http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fungus1.html
 

4. The town of Los Angeles, California, was originally named El Pueblo la Nuestra Senora de Reina de los Angeles de la Porciuncula.

http://www.usc.edu/isd/archives/la/historic/la_settlement.html

3. 9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. This isn’t true; Joseph Swan did.

http://chem.ch.huji.ac.il/~eugeniik/history/swan.html
 

2. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/gen01/gen01338.htm
 

1. The Population of the world can live within the state boundaries of Texas.

http://www.improb.com/teach/lessons2002/people-in-texas.html

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« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2005, 03:45:34 AM »
#1 is false. Mexicans have exclusive rights to that. ;)
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« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2005, 07:07:27 AM »
I tend to take some of the more obscure entries on wiki with a pinch of salt due to the fact that anyone can add something then claim it to be true.

Once it\'s added, someone else can come along and change or tweak it a bit.

It\'s sort of like chinese whispers.
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2005, 07:31:39 AM »
Plus that most of that was obvious bs. Or maybe that\'s the point? If it\'s on the internet it has to be true.

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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2005, 11:09:09 AM »
in one of those sites it stated  that it was physically impossible to lick your elbow!....i tried it...it is!..:eek:  :p
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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2005, 12:21:36 PM »
I can lick your elbow... Baby.
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2005, 12:29:59 PM »
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in one of those sites it stated  that it was physically impossible to lick your elbow!....i tried it...it is!..:eek:  :p


I can hold my dick between my elbows and lick that.
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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2005, 12:46:45 PM »
You lick dick...fag.

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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2005, 09:16:02 PM »
Interesting.

Strange enough; I had read almost half of those earlier today.
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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2005, 09:02:26 AM »
I\'m not sure about the insect legs in candy bars. I\'ve never seen any when I eat them. But, insects are actually good for you (well most of them) because fo the protein in them.
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2005, 11:13:44 AM »
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I can hold my dick between my elbows and lick that.


too funny...:laughing: :laughing:
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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2005, 11:16:32 AM »
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I can lick your elbow... Baby.


careful..once you go black, you never go back...:gfight:
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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2005, 11:19:34 AM »
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I can hold my dick between my elbows and lick that.


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You lick dick...fag.


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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2005, 12:23:48 PM »
I have exploding head syndrome. I never knew other people experienced that. I hear/feel a sound that is similar to bacon frying that gets louder and louder until there\'s a loud "TWANG" that sounds like a guitar string snapping and I feel like my heart is about to explode. Plus, as soon as it starts, I\'m pretty much paralyzed until it\'s over. It\'s only happened about 10 times in the last 15 years, but it sucks. I always attributed it do doing too much LSD when I was younger. Weird.
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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2005, 03:32:04 PM »
Thats way too weird. Do you take medication for it?

Some times I have really bad headrushes, almost to the point of fainting. Its terrible.
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