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« on: November 09, 2005, 06:32:50 PM »
An OSTRICH eluded Cyprus police and caused some damage. How does it evade police? Its not exactly the most elusive creature on earth. Its friggin huge and can\'t fly.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20051109/od_afp/cyprusbirdoffbeat_051109172232;_ylt=Ap2T8RiaZgOjpEI.stzo_Mys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-
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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2005, 07:17:24 PM »
lmao reminds of those B&W keystone cops who looks like they\'re running 80 miles an hour shaking batons above their heads
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2005, 07:19:09 PM »
i remember years back, a small monkey escaped from the pgh zoo.

that little fucker was on the lam for weeks before they caught him miles away
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2005, 07:41:11 PM »
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How does it evade police? Its not exactly the most elusive creature on earth. Its friggin huge and can\'t fly.
Um...perhaps it\'s the fact that they can run at 30mph.
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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2005, 08:00:52 PM »
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Um...perhaps it\'s the fact that they can run at 30mph.


Cars can go over 30 but the police normally can contain them. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2005, 08:01:44 PM »
but they don\'t have feathers!
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2005, 08:30:59 PM »
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Um...perhaps it\'s the fact that they can run at 30mph.


Yeah but the cruisers can do 130. I think the car has some ground there ;)
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2005, 08:41:38 PM »
Yeah...but...they don\'t want to run it over on accident. Maybe they just suck ass at catching ostriches.

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Cars can go over 30 but the police normally can contain them
Jesus...I was talking about on foot, not catching them in a car. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2005, 08:43:09 PM »
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Yeah...but...they don\'t want to run it over on accident. Maybe they just suck ass at catching ostriches.
 


Its a big bird. I\'m sure if they hit it, it would survive (well depends how fast they hit it). I saw on Dirty Jobs that ostriches only can sprint at 30 mph for a very short time.
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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2005, 08:45:01 PM »
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I saw on Dirty Jobs that ostriches only can sprint at 30 mph for a very short time.
Well yeah. Just like cheetahs can\'t run 60+ mph for extended periods...it\'s only for catching prey. That damn bird caused some damage.
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2005, 08:47:18 PM »
I really think Uni should have this as his avatar:

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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2005, 09:06:41 PM »
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I really think Uni should have this as his avatar:

I agree. Here\'s one:
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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2005, 09:09:56 PM »
:rofl:
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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2005, 09:16:40 PM »
That\'s actually what most Cyprus women look like.
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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2005, 05:43:47 AM »
Sure a car is faster than an ostrich, but how the fuck do you propose catching an ostrich from inside a police cruiser. They had to be on foot and trap it, I\'m sure, and that couldn\'t have been easy.

If you read the article, though, they had sex with it later.

That part seems unusual.

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