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Violation of federal law... Use only as a facial tissue...
« on: November 13, 2005, 01:24:01 PM »
Have a cold, so I bought these Kleenex Anti-Viral tissues. Apparently they have some little blue "dots" that kill the flu/cold viru
ses.

On the bottom of the box it says:
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Directions for use: It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a amanner inconsistent with its labeling. Use only as a facial tissue.


Does than mean you cant wipe your ass with it? Could you actually be prosecuted for this?

Does anyone know the reasons for this?

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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2005, 01:39:57 PM »
Maybe they think you\'ll put the tissue in a pipe and smoke it.

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Violation of federal law... Use only as a facial tissue...
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2005, 01:44:26 PM »
when they come out with shit like that, it makes me think they don\'t know what the possible side effects would be.

I had an eye infection a few weeks ago, and they gave me some low strength antibiotic cream for my eyelid to take the irritattion down.
 The instructions labelled it as a mild soothing antibiotic cream with no active steroid ingredients, suitable for adults and children over the age of 3.

Then at the bottom, it said:

APPLY ONLY WHERE INSTRUCTED BY YOUR GP

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I don\'t think you can be prosecuted for it, I think it\'s just their way of saying

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"if you wipe your arse with it after we told you not to, and it disolves your entire sphincter, leaving you with a permanent need for a colostomy bag, it\'s your fault you tit, we are legally ok"
« Last Edit: November 13, 2005, 01:48:40 PM by Cerberus »
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2005, 06:14:57 PM »
Maybe they just don\'t want you to wipe up after spanking the monkey. Maybe it makes it fall off.
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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2005, 06:20:26 PM »
they should take the safety labels off everything and let the problem sort itself out
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2005, 07:11:59 PM »
then johnny-joe-greedy decides to sue the companies we work for, resulting in us getting killed because the CEO decides to explode the building.

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