3 old ladies where sitting on a park bench. Ethel, Marge and Bessie. Just then a flasher runs up to them, opens his coat and exposes himself to the 3 ladies. Immediately Ethel has a stroke. Marge has a stroke also. But Bessie, being feeble and weak couldn\'t reach that far.
A couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.
Very excited, the wife said that since she had already visited most of North America in her RV she would like to visit Europe.
The fairy waved her magic wand; airline tickets instantly appeared in her hand.
Then it was the husband\'s turn. He paused for a moment, then said with a sly look, "Well, I\'d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy waved her wand, and presto, he was 90.
An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How\'re you doing?" asks the doctor.
"Pretty good," answers the old man. "I\'m eating well, and I\'m still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me."
The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man\'s wife.
"How\'re you feeling?" he asks.
"I\'m doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I\'m not feeling any pain."
The doctor says, "That\'s nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well. One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?"
"Oh No," says the woman, "He\'s peeing in the refrigerator again."
An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
