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« on: November 22, 2005, 07:15:21 PM »
Tears Of Blood Called Miracle By Catholic Faithful

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Mysterious tears of blood that have appeared on a statue of the Virgin Mary at a church in California are being called a miracle by Catholic faithful, according to a Local 6 News report.

Hundreds of people have gathered at a small Vietnamese church in Sacramento after reports circulated that the statue was crying tears of blood.

Local 6 News showed video of apparent tears of blood streaming down the face of the statue at the Catholic Martyrs Church.

Church officials have contacted the Catholic Diocese in hopes an investigation will be launched.

Many at the church are so certain the tears are real, they were seen crying themselves.

Ky Truong, who does maintenance at the church, said he saw the tears rolling down the statue Sunday.

Officials at the church said they have tried to wipe away the liquid but they continue to return, according to the report.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.


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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2005, 07:47:41 PM »
Interesting....very interesting. Seems everytime I open the news there is a statue crying somewhere.
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2005, 08:42:19 PM »
Vatican will investigate and as usual in 99% of the cases - they\'ll call it a fake or an easily explainable coincidence.
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2005, 12:10:46 AM »
The statue is crying because of the naughty priests.
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2005, 01:20:32 AM »
yeah, priests having sex with choirboys after dark, makes baby jesus and holy statues cry.
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2005, 01:34:40 AM »
There is an old portrait of virgin marry and Jesus in a monastery here in Cyprus which some years ago was shedding tears.

Decades ago the monastery was engalfed in flames once but the portrait dissapeared.It was mysteriously found in a small chapel. :eek:

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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2005, 11:26:15 AM »
I hate how things like this make the news. "Woman finds the face of Jesus in her morning breakfast biscuit...Plans on selling it on eBay". Ghey. The Catholic church is FOOKED. Everything is a damn miracle. SO stupid.

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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2005, 02:35:59 PM »
indeed

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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2005, 12:13:43 PM »
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I hate how things like this make the news. "Woman finds the face of Jesus in her morning breakfast biscuit...Plans on selling it on eBay". Ghey. The Catholic church is FOOKED. Everything is a damn miracle. SO stupid.


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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2005, 08:33:15 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2005, 08:45:23 PM »
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