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Offline Evi

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« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2005, 12:42:19 PM »
You just reminded me of that Family Guy episode where Peter turned himself into a douche and waited in that chicks\'s purse.

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« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2005, 01:10:33 PM »
Ladies, ladies. Can\'t we all just get along?

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Actually there\'s a little bit of "pre-semen" that comes out that is enough to get a girl pregnant.  It\'s not ejaculatory, but there\'s still a chance of impregnation.

But "pulling out" is a good idea when used with a condom. Then you don\'t have to worry about the natural "pre-semen" that lubricates the head (barely) during intercourse.


True that. I knew a couple people that used teh pull out method. They about shit themselves when i told them about the pre-semen.
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« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2005, 01:50:00 PM »
that\'s pretty gay to show other guys your pre-semen

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« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2005, 04:27:11 PM »
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that\'s pretty gay to show other guys your pre-semen


Not really. theomen shows me his all the time.
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« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2005, 08:00:39 PM »
Shooting it directly into your eye sockets doesnt count...

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« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2005, 08:57:14 PM »
So like why does so much news come out of such a tiny shitty little country?
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« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2005, 09:01:53 PM »
Thats like asking why this guy is so cool -



He/it just is.
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« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2005, 08:17:52 AM »
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So like why does so much news come out of such a tiny shitty little country?


You have noticed that no real news actually came out of that country. Its always in the Joke news sections. Cyprus is the laughing stock of th world :p
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« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2005, 09:15:39 AM »
« Last Edit: December 01, 2005, 05:00:15 AM by GmanJoe »
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

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« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2005, 09:39:06 AM »
« Last Edit: November 30, 2005, 09:40:10 AM by Jumpman »
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2005, 10:39:02 AM »
You might want to find a new host for your pics Gman.
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« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2005, 06:23:42 PM »
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I am no the dumb ass.
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You might want to find a new host for your pics Gman.


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« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2005, 05:20:44 AM »
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I fixed it.
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« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2005, 10:04:30 AM »
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