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« on: November 27, 2005, 03:29:14 PM »
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NICOSIA (Reuters) - Condoms, hair gel and waxing are so much a part of Cypriot life that statisticians will from January count them among 150 new products and services used to calculate the monthly consumer price index.

Authorities are revising the list to better reflect household spending patterns in the Mediterranean country nicknamed the island of Aphrodite for the Greek goddess of love and beauty.

Quizzed about the inclusion of condoms, a statistics official told Reuters on Thursday: "It was one of those items which was always under-represented by households so we got the data from the importers."

The new costs include condoms, hair gel, waxing to remove unwanted hair and medication to treat erectile dysfunction along with zivania, a strong alcoholic beverage whose production was once banned, the newspaper Phileleftheros said.


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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2005, 03:39:58 PM »
That is the most random article I\'ve ever read. I\'m still not quite sure what they\'re talking about.
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2005, 05:53:49 PM »
I\'m sure Unicron isn\'t the condom industries most valuable customer.
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2005, 07:16:35 PM »
Thats not true -
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2005, 08:50:27 PM »
Cypriot women (goats) are very hairy.
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2005, 07:25:42 AM »
If American movie culture has taught us anything, it\'s that pulling out can replace both condoms and hair gel.

Get with the times, Cyprus.

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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2005, 08:51:52 AM »
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If American movie culture has taught us anything, it\'s that pulling out can replace both condoms and hair gel.

Get with the times, Cyprus.

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Yeah but it doesn\'t help against aids. Just ask sammy ;)
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2005, 11:24:14 AM »
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If American movie culture has taught us anything, it\'s that pulling out can replace both condoms and hair gel.

Get with the times, Cyprus.
Actually there\'s a little bit of "pre-semen" that comes out that is enough to get a girl pregnant.  It\'s not ejaculatory, but there\'s still a chance of impregnation.

But "pulling out" is a good idea when used with a condom. Then you don\'t have to worry about the natural "pre-semen" that lubricates the head (barely) during intercourse.
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2005, 11:49:58 AM »
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Actually there\'s a little bit of "pre-semen" that comes out that is enough to get a girl pregnant.  It\'s not ejaculatory, but there\'s still a chance of impregnation.

But "pulling out" is a good idea when used with a condom. Then you don\'t have to worry about the natural "pre-semen" that lubricates the head (barely) during intercourse.


Again, you flunked the Sarcasm test. Get this signed by your mom coz you\'re not making any progress. And wipe your nose.
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2005, 11:58:21 AM »
You\'re such a fucking dumb ass, Gman. I see the humor-esque feeling in his post. I was just writing something informative. Go die.

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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2005, 12:02:21 PM »
I am no the dumb ass. You missed the sarcasm. Therefore...you get another F. :lmao:


That\'s two things you failed today. And you buttoned your shirt un-even....again. Fix it.
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2005, 12:02:41 PM »
Did you go die yet?

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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2005, 12:03:42 PM »
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Did you go die yet?


ANother F. THat\'s three. You realize you can\'t kill people over the internet? Only mm can do that. <--- sarcasm :p
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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2005, 12:04:42 PM »
You can stop being a douche now. Back to the topic.
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« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2005, 12:12:17 PM »
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You can stop being a douche now. Back to the topic.


You called me a woman\'s vaginal cleansing product. I\'ll take that as a compliment. I douched your sister.
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