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« on: November 29, 2005, 09:28:22 PM »
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50 CENT CAN READ

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50 Cent Wants You To Feel The Love

50 Cent is planning to create a vibrator of his manhood - so his female fans can pretend to have sex with him. The sexy rapper is desperate to release a line of condoms and waterproof sex toys designed to excite his female fans and make them feel closer to his idols.

The Get Rich Or Die Tryin\' star said: "I need to make a 50 Cent condom and motorized version of me, which will have to be waterproof so you can utilize it in the tub.

"Blue is my favorite color so it will probably be blue. But I don\'t know how big." He is quoted in Britain\'s Mirror as adding: "But I want to do something like that, to create something popular and exciting for women." Meanwhile the \'In Da Club\' hitmaker, who recently branched into the movie business, is planning to extend his diverse career by launching his own publishing house.

He hopes his latest business venture will give so-called \'street fiction\' a higher profile.

A spokesman for the company, G-Unit books, said the 2007 project will focus on the gritty themes covered in 50 Cent\'s music.


Apparently he also likes the color blue.

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« Last Edit: November 30, 2005, 04:39:40 PM by (e) »
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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2005, 09:33:56 PM »
Yo, big ups. Respeck.
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2005, 09:54:49 PM »
I so want one.

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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2005, 12:45:18 AM »
chicks like 3 inch cocks?
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2005, 01:42:04 AM »
You should know. :p
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2005, 03:47:52 AM »
Like a chick has ever seen his three incher.
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2005, 11:48:07 AM »
:D

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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2005, 11:58:27 AM »
:laughing:...heh i guess this cat is explorin\' all his avenues..:p..i\'m sure Vivica will get one..:fro:
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2005, 12:00:38 PM »
Is that a Bjorn siting?

Wow, so this is what it takes to get you out of obscurity.
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2005, 12:55:44 PM »
Bjorn has graced us in a 50 Cent dildo thread.


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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2005, 01:25:14 PM »
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Originally posted by Blade
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2005, 01:31:50 PM »
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Originally posted by Bjorn
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2005, 01:48:24 PM »
square_marker: *hand gesture and stare into camera for 5 seconds*
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2005, 04:40:19 PM »
The disgusting part is I\'m sure his young female fans will want this...

You know how 12 years old are.
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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2005, 05:34:09 PM »
Have you seen the commercial for his game?

I almost laughed when I saw him performing Matrix-like stunts..
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