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Offline GigaShadow
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« Reply #45 on: December 14, 2005, 05:49:45 AM »
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It\'s highly likely that Jesus was black too. But you don\'t hear much about that now do you?


Highly likely?  :lmao:

Jesus was born in Palestine which are home to semitic people, who are not black at all.  Why is it seem that some blacks assert almost every famous historical figure was black?  It is absurd.

This is just as stupid as the debate over whether Cleopatra was black.  Cleopatra was of pure Greek ancestry and the last of the hellenistic Ptolemy dynasty founded by Alexander the Great.

Oh and Dan I don\'t have a problem with MLK day - I was using that as an example to ghetto\'s assertion that "Kwanzaa would be a start".
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« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2005, 06:03:05 AM »
i heard santa was black, unsure on that one
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« Reply #47 on: December 14, 2005, 01:47:56 PM »
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I still don\'t think Jesus was black. With the "wooly hair" line in the Bible?

Please.

A lot of Jews also have curly locks. Suddenly the black community is like "OH SHIT! Jay-sus wa BALACK!"?


hair like wool skin like bronze,..it\'s in the bible,..sounds black to me...and if it doesn\'t make a difference what color he is, why is it that we see a blue eyed straight haired jesus?..:rolleyes:...because i think all the white folk would have a heart attack if they put up the the real image of jesus...adam and eve,... y\'know the first man and woman came from..." drum role"...africa!....if you believe in the bible then you must know that adam and eve were black....:fro:..ok white folk..now..who\'s yer daddy?...;)..:fro:
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« Reply #48 on: December 14, 2005, 02:10:34 PM »
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hair like wool skin like bronze,..it\'s in the bible,..sounds black to me...and if it doesn\'t make a difference what color he is, why is it that we see a blue eyed straight haired jesus?..:rolleyes:...because i think all the white folk would have a heart attack if they put up the the real image of jesus...adam and eve,... y\'know the first man and woman came from..." drum role"...africa!....if you believe in the bible then you must know that adam and eve were black....:fro:..ok white folk..now..who\'s yer daddy?...;)..:fro:


No argument about Adam and Eve. But Jesus was not black. And not European white.

And here it is again. People taking the Revelations LITERALLY. JEEEEZUS CHRIST!

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"His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; 15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters." (Rev. 1:14 and 1:15)


Now....I know black people want to have this exclusive right over Jesus as their own...but I\'m sorry. He\'s not black and not white.

Jews were not exactly fond of marrying beyond their own kind back then and probably even now. It\'s highly likely - Jesus was Jewish. WOW. Imagine that.

Now that you know the facts, you can print this out and hand it off to your pastor. And tell him to stop taking the Bible literally. It\'s stupid.

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« Reply #49 on: December 14, 2005, 05:42:44 PM »
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No argument about Adam and Eve. But Jesus was not black. And not European white.

And here it is again. People taking the Revelations LITERALLY. JEEEEZUS CHRIST!



Now....I know black people want to have this exclusive right over Jesus as their own...but I\'m sorry. He\'s not black and not white.

Jews were not exactly fond of marrying beyond their own kind back then and probably even now. It\'s highly likely - Jesus was Jewish. WOW. Imagine that.

Now that you know the facts, you can print this out and hand it off to your pastor. And tell him to stop taking the Bible literally. It\'s stupid.

Merry Christmas


and the jews we\'re talkin about are not the jews that you see now...i\'m not flaunting that jesus was black,..i remember reading that his skin was like bronze and his hair like wool....now maybe the bible you\'re reading from is re-wording it differently to suit it\'s audience...in any case it goes all goes back to his hair bein like wool and his feet like bronze....when you find white folk like that, hit me up, and i don\'t mean those white folk that go to the tanning salon!..:p

anyway my argument was really about  since we have somewhat of a well rounded image of what jesus looks like, why is it that we have a blue eyed straight haired one?...in the grand scheme of things of course it doesn\'t matter, but i guess to just about everybody in america...it does...what do you think would really happen if the true image of him was put up in churches?...i don\'t think it would fly very well... do you?.....oh and merry christmas..;)
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« Reply #50 on: December 14, 2005, 08:58:27 PM »
it\'s very obvious that Jesus was a bean eater because he hopped so many borders spreading the gospel.

i think we all can agree he was definitely filipino
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« Reply #51 on: December 15, 2005, 04:46:37 AM »
Well if he was born in the Middle East... he probably wasn\'t European.

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« Reply #52 on: December 15, 2005, 04:59:51 AM »
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« Reply #53 on: December 15, 2005, 05:18:56 AM »
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Well if he was born in the Middle East... he probably wasn\'t European.

-Dan


And he ain\'t black, either. Otherwise, Jesus would have turned water NOT into wine....but grape soda. :p
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« Reply #54 on: December 15, 2005, 10:34:26 AM »
...or malt liquor.
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« Reply #55 on: December 16, 2005, 05:27:18 PM »
Speaking of Kwanzaa:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/charliebrownkwanza.html

Might be old for some but it\'s a revalation in humor for me. :rofl:
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« Reply #56 on: December 16, 2005, 06:28:22 PM »
Jesus was probably Arab looking or Hebrew looking. I don\'t know why people really debate this. He wasn\'t white or black. He was what the people who lived there were.
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« Reply #57 on: December 16, 2005, 08:01:11 PM »
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He was what the people who lived there were.


Get out! Wow! Hell of an observation there buddy.
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« Reply #58 on: December 16, 2005, 08:23:52 PM »
TiT wins an award for that comment...

"He was what the people who lived there were."

It\'s...so..profound.
Amazing!

This is the kind of quote that you see on Time or The New Yorker!
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« Reply #59 on: December 17, 2005, 05:33:20 AM »
To put it straight he wasn\'t African!!! He may have been dark skinned, I\'ve seen some people from South America who looked Black but weren\'t.
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