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Offline videoholic

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« on: December 14, 2005, 04:47:20 AM »
http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/111-12132005-583459.html


Why would anyone think this would be something worth doing?
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2005, 05:19:34 AM »
So wait this can get you high? I\'ll be back.

Maybe.

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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2005, 06:28:36 AM »
Not proud to say but in my younger, stupider days I actually tried that.
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2005, 06:33:15 AM »
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The game is also known as the Space Monkey


wtf?
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2005, 07:00:47 AM »
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Originally posted by Luke
Not proud to say but in my younger, stupider days I actually tried that.


What about a nice game of monopoly? Video games? Riding a bike? Reading a book?

But choking yerself....ALONE? I feel sorry for the dad.
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2005, 07:18:11 AM »
I saw on Fark a lot of kids they let the blood rush to their head and begin to hyperventilate. Then someone bear hugs them from behind and they pass out.

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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2005, 09:35:13 AM »
That is some messed up stuff.
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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2005, 10:24:42 AM »
Not the first time this has hit the press, and won\'t be the last.
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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2005, 11:43:14 AM »
Anybody up for a game of "Stab Yourself In The Eye With A Steak Knife"?

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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2005, 04:43:24 PM »
he was probably just a huge INXS fan
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2005, 06:17:42 PM »
Pssssssshhhhhh.

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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2005, 06:38:00 PM »
American Dream  

or

Spacey Monkey

take your pick

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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2005, 07:06:11 PM »
Might as well go huff some gasoline, I\'m sure you\'d get more fucked up. :rolleyes:

They are dumb enough to deserve it. Maybe not dumb, but definetly a major lack of common sense.
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« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2005, 08:15:48 PM »
I thought you were a druggie....
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« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2005, 08:43:31 PM »
Saw this happen first hand in my hs.  my best friend who was like 110lbs choked a f00king huge 200+lbs fatass thug.  They both did it for fun.

Anyway thug makes some weird lip flapping noises eyes go to the back of his head, and he falls head first onto the ground.  teacher felt the floor shake so she turned and looked to see fat thug passed out with my friend cracking up.  Of course I was like omgwtf.

she just gave my friend a verbal scolding.  about a minute later fat thug wakes up with a vicious headache due to the fall.  i got some more stories about this guy lmao, 1 crazy mofo

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