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Offline videoholic

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« on: December 17, 2005, 02:48:44 PM »
Mariah Carey made an embarrassing gaffe during a recent visit to a French restaurant.

A prankster pal told the singer that the French phrase, "Ce repas était si excitant que je me suis fait dessus" meant, "That meal was wonderful, I\'ll have to come here again."

Unfortunately when Mariah used her new-found French vocabulary to thank some waiters, she was really telling them, "That meal was so thrilling, I\'ve just wet myself."

A source told the Daily Star, "Mariah wanted to impress the waiters by speaking their language. But she couldn\'t understand why they looked so shocked whenever she spoke to them."





I\'d still buy titty art from her.
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2005, 10:37:49 PM »
She need to shut up and suck my dick. And I love her tits.
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2005, 11:16:32 PM »
lol, she\'s so friggen funny.

and so friggen hot.
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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2005, 01:30:04 AM »
IF ANY OF YOU GO ON A TRIP TO JAPAN, TELL ME AND I\'LL GIVE YOU A FEW PHRASES TO IMPRESS PEOPLE WITH! ^-^
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2005, 02:02:28 AM »
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lol, she\'s so friggen funny.

and so friggen hot.


anyone else find this creepy?
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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2005, 02:19:57 AM »
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anyone else find this creepy?


yea..when i read it i heard a valley girl/gay voice. so funnayyy..omg..

but he added the "shes hot" part so i guess hes straight...
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2005, 04:32:11 AM »
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lol, she\'s so friggen funny.

and so friggen hot.

How is she funny?  Seems like the dude who told her the phrase is the funny one.
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2005, 11:49:59 AM »
Um...Mariah Carey is the dumbest bitch to ever walk the earth. One of her dumbest quotes I think is when she was talking about the starving children of the world. It was something along the lines of "Whenever I see those starving children on TV, it just makes sad and I just wanna cry. I mean...I\'d love to be thin like that, but without all the flies and death and stuff."

Yeah...fucking stupid bitch.
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2005, 12:27:19 PM »
now THAT"S hot, g.
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2005, 12:35:45 PM »
Eh, what she did is not that big of a deal. I\'m sure that this kind of thing happens all the time.
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2005, 01:31:34 PM »
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Um...Mariah Carey is the dumbest bitch to ever walk the earth. One of her dumbest quotes I think is when she was talking about the starving children of the world. It was something along the lines of "Whenever I see those starving children on TV, it just makes sad and I just wanna cry. I mean...I\'d love to be thin like that, but without all the flies and death and stuff."

Yeah...fucking stupid bitch.


Damn..  Now you\'ve made me like her.
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2005, 04:44:43 AM »
I HIGHLY doubt that quote is real.

Probably something from The Sun. They hate her.
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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2005, 10:51:37 AM »
It was a quote from an Anorexia Foundation website that I was doing research from.
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2005, 12:48:06 AM »
I can\'t understand half of the crap she sings about, it\'s like she\'s speaking Yellanese.  But she does soothe my tincklberries when she starts orally orgasming and crap, sounding like a dog getting his tail ran over by a tractor trailer.

I second the "she\'s Hot" cumment.
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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2005, 05:22:38 AM »
no pics?
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