My BIG Surgery...

[Titan]

This thread took such a huge gay left turn.

Thats what happens to dead threads.

(I wish Evis the best of luck w/ surgery, and apologize for the hijacking of the thread)

Its now only a matter of time :lock:

Originally posted by EviscerationX
I just had a bone and cartilage graft knee replacement surgery on December 21st. I\'ve been waiting for this final surgery for 6 years. If I had not had this surgery, my knee would\'ve only lasted 5 more years before completely falling apart. Yeah...shattered knees suck. Now my knee has about 30 years on it before I need a complete knee replacement...and by then, I\'m sure technology will have made some advancements.

Anyway...this may be a cause for celebration for some of you because I will not be posting on here as much...if at all...for a month or two. I\'ll be on crutches for 2 months and it will take 6 months before I feel "normal" again. I\'ll have to go to my first 2 weeks of next semester on crutches, which pretty much blows. Anyway, I hope you all had a great Christmas (or whatever) and I hope your New Year brings you many great things in life. I guess you could say I got a new knee for Christmas...hehe.

Anyway...I\'ll see you guys around. Take care and peace.

What happened to your knee so you would have to get it operated?

[Living-In-Clip]

Probably from sitting on his knees all the time.
Damn gay hookers.

[Evi]

What happened to your knee so you would have to get it operated?

I already explained it you bastard. I fell, twisted my knee in a weird way in mid-air, and landed on it in that position. It shattered, but I couldn\'t tell because it swelled up to the size of a soccer ball. It hurt worse than any injury I\'ve had...it sucked.

Moral of the story...don\'t fall from high places.

I should just make up a cool story instead of saying I just fell. Like...I was doing a backside 360 misty on my snowboard and as I was going across a rail pipe on a 50 foot crag, I fell off, rolled down the mountain and hit a patch of ice, shattering my knee.

Except we all know you aren\'t cool enough for such a story.  Kudos for trying though.

But yeah, I dislocated my elbow in a similar manner.  I know how much it sucks.

[Evi]

Yes...you know all about what I do in life.

But yeah, I dislocated my elbow in a similar manner.

At least your elbow didn\'t completely shatter. I dislocated my knee once...it [the knee cap] got shoved almost completely to the side of my leg. I decided to stop playing football after that. Dislocating things sucks though, no doubt about it.

Originally posted by EviscerationX
I already explained it you bastard. I fell, twisted my knee in a weird way in mid-air, and landed on it in that position. It shattered, but I couldn\'t tell because it swelled up to the size of a soccer ball. It hurt worse than any injury I\'ve had...it sucked.

Moral of the story...don\'t fall from high places.

I should just make up a cool story instead of saying I just fell. Like...I was doing a backside 360 misty on my snowboard and as I was going across a rail pipe on a 50 foot crag, I fell off, rolled down the mountain and hit a patch of ice, shattering my knee.

Oh ok.......


But what happened to your knee?

You deserve a quick swift kick to the teeth.

[Viper_Fujax]

you guys are cute

[Evi]

You deserve a quick swift kick to the teeth.

Pretty much.

I\'m doing much better now. I finally started going to physical therapy...it hurts like a bitch. But it hurts less now that the 15 staples have been taken out of my leg. If I don\'t get my knee back to its full range of motion in 2-3 weeks...I\'ll have to have another surgery where my knee is forced into the range of motion...and that...will fucking hurt like hell. So I\'m trying my best to get it back to normal by myself and through my therapy sessions. Gawd this sucks, but I\'m glad I\'m healing now...instead of waiting to get this damn leg fixed. I had this injury almost 7 years ago. Life\'s been a bitch. But there are others who\'ve been through so much worse, so all I can do is be thankful and not complain.

Is your knee ok now?

[GmanJoe]

Fess  up, Evis. You borked your knee from too much kneeling due to your insatiable appetite to give felatio.

[Titan]

Sammy is a very demanding person. He\'ll make anyones knees go bad