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Offline Nolaws
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Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
« on: January 24, 2006, 05:00:45 AM »
A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

 His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you\'ll find that\'s a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you\'ll find I wasn\'t talking to you."


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can\'t see why not!

Offline CHIZZY

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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2006, 05:03:09 AM »
what year, 1962?

funny joke, though.
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i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2006, 05:11:23 AM »
*awaits 25 responses in the line of "OMG that is the worstest joke evar! Stupid Aussies!"*
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2006, 05:23:09 AM »
OMG that is the worstest joke evar! Stupid Aussies!
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2006, 06:00:23 AM »
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Originally posted by Unicron!
OMG that is the worstest joke evar! Stupid Aussies!


Coz you prefer goats, not sheep. :laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2006, 06:16:08 AM »
:gman:
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2006, 07:39:31 AM »
Doesn\'t say much

I can just imagine them all, in the pool, floating round in inflated tyre innertubes, wearing nothing but a string vest and a cowboy hat with corks on string hanging from it, telling that joke to each other and laughing at it.
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2006, 08:59:54 AM »
since when do kiwi fruits have sex
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2006, 10:56:17 AM »
god damn someone nuke that country
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2006, 01:14:38 PM »
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Coz you prefer goats, not sheep. :laughing:
Correction.THIS is the worst joke ever :yawn:
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2006, 01:16:01 PM »
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since when do kiwi fruits have sex
Ahm...Kiwi birds?
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2006, 01:20:09 PM »
Ahh... it\'s the big brother syndrome. Kiwis are from New Zealand, and the Aussies pick on \'em like we smack around Canaduh.
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Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri

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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2006, 01:32:02 PM »
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Ahm...Kiwi birds?


Kiwi birds?
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2006, 04:54:18 PM »
racists
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2006, 09:37:34 PM »
I thought itt was funny.
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