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Offline GmanJoe

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Toyota to compete is NASCAR by 2007. Angers rednecks and mullet heads.
« on: January 25, 2006, 06:32:31 AM »
http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/news/story?series=wc&id=2302857

Noooo Lawdy! This ain\'t JAPCAR! It\'s NASCAwR, ya hear? We dun beat dem Japs in Dubya Dubya Two so\'s we can keep the sanctity of what we calls ALL AMERIC\'N!

NASCAR is about PURE AMERC\'N CARS! Ya buy a Ford, a GM and slap some paint on it and race it! Stawk cawr racing! Now dem Japs wit dur better gas mileage is jus gonna run circles \'round us! Oh Lawdy!
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 07:35:52 AM »
Well that was unnecessarily rude, heh.

Ok, terrific.

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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006, 08:14:49 AM »
the post got less and less funny

just the link would have sufficed
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2006, 08:23:50 AM »
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the post got less and less funny

just the link would have sufficed


I was trying to speak like you. I failed.
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006, 08:53:15 AM »
You\'ve failed at a lot of things Gman.

-Not being a flamming faggot.
-Making decent threads.
-Life probably.
-Making a decent signature.
-Not getting pwned by me in this thread seems to be your latest.
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 09:40:17 AM »
Jumpman makes me smile.
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2006, 09:55:03 AM »
:rofl:
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2006, 10:02:31 AM »
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You\'ve failed at a lot of things Gman.

-Not being a flamming faggot.
-Making decent threads.
-Life probably.
-Making a decent signature.
-Not getting pwned by me in this thread seems to be your latest.


Well, I am a flaming lesbian.
My threads have always been ghey. So what\'s new?
Life? Doing quite well. Thanks.
My sig? Meh...who reads those.
Everyone owns me. Failing at that is not easy. :p
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2006, 11:25:11 AM »
Toyota races in the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series and the drivers were ok  with it. The Toyotas are manufactured in America so I say why not.
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2006, 01:09:05 PM »
20 lashings for knowing that, slave....

BTW I like Jumpy too....


...and gman. :D
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2006, 02:31:31 PM »
on a more serious note:
does toyota even have a push-rod v-8 in production or did nascar stop using those?
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2006, 05:27:35 PM »
nascar, that\'s where they just drive round and round in circles for 300 laps or so, isn\'t it?
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2006, 05:39:09 PM »
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nascar, that\'s where they just drive round and round in circles for 300 laps or so, isn\'t it?

Yes!!

My friends & I like to imitate a NASCAR commentator by shouting, "HOLY SH!T HE\'S TURNING LEFT!!!!!!!!!!"

That whole league is useless
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2006, 05:04:59 AM »
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Yes!!

My friends & I like to imitate a NASCAR commentator by shouting, "HOLY SH!T HE\'S TURNING LEFT!!!!!!!!!!"

That whole league is useless


The left turn thing is old. Why not rag on drag racing? They don\'t even need a steering wheel.

I agree, though. Racing is only good if you turn left and right. That\'s what makes a race exciting. :rolleyes:

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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2006, 05:19:56 AM »
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The left turn thing is old. Why not rag on drag racing? They don\'t even need a steering wheel.

I agree, though. Racing is only good if you turn left and right. That\'s what makes a race exciting. :rolleyes:

-Dan


Left, right, braking, crests on the road....racing should have all these elements. It\'s what cars do. Racing \'round and \'round in an oval is just boring to me.
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