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Offline videoholic

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« on: March 06, 2006, 07:10:37 PM »
Man, the first page took all of a minute and a half to read and they have it budgeted for 8 minutes.

Yawn...

Why oh why did I get cought doing 24 in a school zone!!!  The horror!!!
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2006, 07:53:35 PM »
.... ok?
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2006, 07:57:21 PM »
Maybe you shouldn\'t speed :p
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2006, 07:57:55 PM »
actually i meant traffic school.

The page I\'m on now is 15 minutes long.  It honestly takes maybe 45 seconds to read.

Yawn.
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2006, 07:59:43 PM »
So you just read it and that\'s it? And a test at the end?
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2006, 08:02:55 PM »
haha i was a little confused at the traffic "court" thing, but i understand now, so i will reply.  here, the speed limit in school zones IS 25...what\'s it there?

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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2006, 08:03:54 PM »
They have to make it 4 hours.

So they give you about 15 pages to read and they ahve it timed. You can\'t go on until the time is up.

They\'ll ask you a couple questions at the end of each page that are bogus.

So really you just open the page, browse in another window and then come back 10 minutes later.  

It\'s better than sitting in a class.


School zone is 15.

I thought I was out of the zone.  I was stopped at a light and just didn\'t realize I was still in it.

I pushed the gas and went 25.  It\'s pretty damn hard to push the gas at an intersection and go only 15.
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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2006, 08:23:55 PM »
4 Hours, man you Floridians have it easy, must be all the old folks there, its 6 hours here in Texas, thats a big yawn fest, I\'ve done the class and the video, and I\'d much rather sit through the video again than sit through some dumbass class.

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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2006, 08:25:03 PM »
Suuuuure. sure.



Crazy speeders.  You would think someone with child would know better....


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Nah, no worries, that\'s about 15 over, which is what most people do here.  The only way you get a ticket here for doing under 15 over (ugh, awkward) is to have pissed off a cop, or be really unlucky.  Even photo-radar here is set with a 15 kph (~10 mph) grace.  

Oh yeah... that \'online court\' thing is what was so confusing.  I was trying to figure out how the heck that woulda worked...
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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2006, 08:35:50 PM »
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Originally posted by videoholic
Man, the first page took all of a minute and a half to read and they have it budgeted for 8 minutes.

Yawn...

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Online traffic school?How does this work?? :confused:

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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2006, 04:19:46 AM »
I\'ve never done it, but I imagine they have to make it 4 hours. So they give you about 15 pages to read and they ahve it timed. You can\'t go on until the time is up. They\'ll ask you a couple questions at the end of each page that are bogus. So really you just open the page, browse in another window and then come back 10 minutes later.

But I could be wrong.

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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2006, 04:34:09 AM »
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Online traffic school?How does this work?? :confused:


read all of vids posts so far...

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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2006, 05:31:33 AM »
you should masturbate the whole time.
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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2006, 06:24:51 AM »
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I\'ve never done it, but I imagine they have to make it 4 hours. So they give you about 15 pages to read and they ahve it timed. You can\'t go on until the time is up. They\'ll ask you a couple questions at the end of each page that are bogus. So really you just open the page, browse in another window and then come back 10 minutes later.

But I could be wrong.

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Or you could just read my last post and see that you are right.

I haven\'t read a thing.  I am on module 12 of 20.  THis one is on DUIs and you have to sit for 20 minutes.
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« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2006, 06:44:55 AM »
I copied your post and pasted it into my response...

...and if you have to explain it, it\'s not funny. ;]

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