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Offline Soul Reaver
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« on: March 30, 2006, 04:11:33 AM »
Have a good one.


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« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2006, 04:14:42 AM »
Fastson too.

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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2006, 05:06:06 AM »
BWAHAHA! That\'s a funny re-gifted birfday card!
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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2006, 08:51:51 AM »
Cute.
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2006, 09:00:57 AM »
HBD sexy bitch. Haven\'t seen you around, you must be making the next white album....to quote AC/ DC....have a drink on me!

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Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri

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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2006, 03:33:21 PM »
Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!
And ye of years...
[Your current age + bells]
Will chime!
When the heavens open up
and drink from the silver cup
The creature thus be born!
And blow the magic horn!
To alert the spirit deep within the cycle of life.
The creature has begun it\'s journey deep forlorn,
upon this day which he be formed
In the sea of mucus the spirit rides down from the mountain
and unites with the creature in the womb
A holy union, dark mortality, until the dark mortality
breaks the chain of life
The creature thus be born
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears
A celebration of the years
from mere mortal sky

Offline Jar O Pickles
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2006, 04:44:40 PM »
luke got to spend his birthday on long island
but he has the day off tommorrow which he will be spending watching gay porn and crying at what his life has become
\"If Christopher Reeve were alive today, I\'m sure he\'d be the first to say, \'Blue M&Ms? Are you fucking kidding me?\'\"
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2006, 04:50:57 PM »
omen im gonna slap you












































then run

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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2006, 05:05:49 PM »
*update*
Luke will be spending the night at the Rochester NY airport
if any of you homos are in the area he\'d be happy to see you
\"If Christopher Reeve were alive today, I\'m sure he\'d be the first to say, \'Blue M&Ms? Are you fucking kidding me?\'\"
[PPS:] I\'m doing science and I\'m still alive.
[PPPS:] I feel fantastic and I\'m still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT:] While you\'re dying I\'ll be still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT PS:] And when you\'re dead I will be still alive.

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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2006, 06:20:48 PM »
say what!?!?!?!?!?

shit if I wasn\'t already kinda drunk I\'d take the 45 minute drive........
Dinosaurs were killed in the flood. -#RaCeR#
Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri

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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2006, 06:38:30 PM »
happy birfdizzle
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2006, 12:05:25 AM »
hollsy shit. iddn\'t wish you a happy birfday :)
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13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to

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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2006, 02:05:49 AM »
Cheers to another year!!

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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2006, 08:37:56 AM »
Yeah, my plane broke down and I was sitting in the airport in rochestor untill 1am.

Chizz I was seriously considering giving you a call and renting a car. I tought it might have ben too late though.


Thanks everybody... I had the weirdest birthday ever yesterday.
Helloski.

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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2006, 08:53:32 AM »
At least you made it home! Get some birfday sex from your lady.
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