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Offline Unicron!
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« on: May 16, 2006, 10:24:54 AM »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12811800/
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LARNACA, Cyprus - Costas Kyriakou is promising Cypriot voters Utopia and that means sex.

A colorful candidate among a sea of suited businessmen and lawyers, Kyriakou says he is offering voters an alternative in the island’s May 21 parliamentary elections.

“My new order will give people ... lots of love for all,” he says.

Ok this guy is funny.

He even paid to participate in our last presidential elections. Well he lost....by difference. He later complained that he is the legally elected president and that he lost because they cooked the votes



He is a hippie looking guy and he always wears a bandana. As one of his plans he wants to destroy our capital and build a square town in its place. Half days of the week he wants people to go to the countryside and the other half spend it in the town.



He got the idea from John\'s Revelations.
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2006, 03:24:16 PM »
And I thought our politicians were stupid...

I guess it goes with the territory.
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2006, 03:39:54 PM »
hippe? looks more like a ninja.

THIS is a hippie http://www.seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_david2/hippie.jpg
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2006, 03:49:51 PM »
What\'s a canditade?
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2006, 04:02:57 PM »
I think he meant candidate MORON.
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2006, 04:36:25 PM »
Your sarcasm detector is off, DOUCHE.
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2006, 04:45:40 PM »
vintage evi post
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2006, 06:32:21 PM »
That reminds me, I haven\'t been a asshole to evi lately.

Hey evi, you\'re RETARDED.

phew that felt better.
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2006, 06:50:04 PM »
Evi=teh ghey :gfight:
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2006, 08:08:38 AM »
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And I thought our politicians were stupid...

I guess it goes with the territory.


Well he hasnt become a politician yet :p

When he tried to enter the presidential elections, they tried to throw him out. They picked him up and threw him out almost literally. But then they let him participate because we are supposed to be in a democracy and so they did him the favour
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2006, 12:59:35 PM »
Someone just assassinate him and end it already.
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2006, 01:25:36 PM »
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Your sarcasm detector is off, DOUCHE.

No your\'s is, BALLSUCKER.
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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2006, 12:25:27 AM »
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No your\'s is, BALLSUCKER.
You\'re the first person I\'ve ever seen to put an apostrophe in the word "yours". That reaches a new level of douche-ism.


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That reminds me, I haven\'t been a asshole to evi lately.

Hey evi, you\'re RETARDED.

phew that felt better.
I was wondering what was up with you lately. Glad you\'re back to your old self. :thumb:
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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2006, 05:51:14 PM »
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You\'re the first person I\'ve ever seen to put an apostrophe in the word "yours". That reaches a new level of douche-ism.


You\'re the first person I\'ve ever seen to put a hyphen in the word "douche-ism".....which isn\'t even a word or gramatically correct anyway. It should be douchism. That reaches a new level of douchism.
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2006, 08:04:27 PM »
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Ok this guy is funny.

He even paid to participate in our last presidential elections. Well he lost....by difference. He later complained that he is the legally elected president and that he lost because they cooked the votes



He is a hippie looking guy and he always wears a bandana. As one of his plans he wants to destroy our capital and build a square town in its place. Half days of the week he wants people to go to the countryside and the other half spend it in the town.





He got the idea from John\'s Revelations.

that sounds plauslible... in a small country, you could actually pull off everything he was talking about.


I\'m setting up a comune in my new backyard.
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