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Offline Cerberus

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« on: May 17, 2006, 04:40:10 AM »
I don\'t know if ahyone else has seen this yet, until today, I hadn\'t, so I thought I\'d share
 
Most of you are sick fuckers anyway, so it should be like water off a ducks back
 
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2006, 06:11:31 AM »
What\'s the difference between Christopher Reeve and O.J. Simpson?
Christopher Reeve got the electric chair.
...and O.J. walked.
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2006, 06:16:27 AM »
The racism section alone is worth the price of admission.
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2006, 06:48:55 AM »
Well that triggered a few work filters, heh.
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2006, 07:57:11 AM »
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice “Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!”
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie\'s varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild.
The little old man jumps up again and shouts “No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord.”
A bit ticked off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.
The little old man jumps up again. “No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord.”
Well and truly outraged that this little guy doesn\'t seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage “OK smart ass. You get up here and do it!”
The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing…
“A jazz chord to say I ruv you...”
 
 
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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2006, 12:48:38 PM »
Ok i read a few jokes. I dont care for this thread so nothing personal clips but i am staying away from this one.

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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2006, 01:24:22 PM »
YEAH FUCK YOU CLIPS

Err...

Clips never posted in this thread.
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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2006, 08:36:50 PM »
chances are fred won\'t be checking this thread so he will hold a grudge against clips the rest of his days

sucks to be you clips

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2006, 09:16:14 PM »
i\'ve always had a sense of humor, even when it comes to the racial jokes...but some of those jokes are just in bad taste,...and it refers to blacks as niggers? arabs as towel-heads? etc...sorry but that site will not get any hits from me...it didn\'t have to refer to those ethnic groups in that manner....joking or not, when you speak like that even in jest, it shows that somewhere down inside you\'re a racist asshole....whatever,... i\'ve long accepted the fact that these types of people will be around forever...

i read some of the jokes, but they used that nigger word too much for me...
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2006, 09:16:39 PM »
Good stuff.  Not for those without a sense of humor.

*edit* You know, I know they\'re common, but I still don\'t get those dead baby jokes.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2006, 09:21:54 PM by FatalXception »
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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2006, 09:21:29 AM »
Quote from: clips
i\'ve always had a sense of humor, even when it comes to the racial jokes...but some of those jokes are just in bad taste,...and it refers to blacks as niggers? arabs as towel-heads? etc...sorry but that site will not get any hits from me...it didn\'t have to refer to those ethnic groups in that manner....joking or not, when you speak like that even in jest, it shows that somewhere down inside you\'re a racist asshole....whatever,... i\'ve long accepted the fact that these types of people will be around forever...

i read some of the jokes, but they used that nigger word too much for me...

Yeah it\'s sucks that there\'s no unspeakable word to describe white people. Honkeys or whities just doesn\'t work.
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2006, 08:59:31 PM »
Quote from: Jumpman
Yeah it\'s sucks that there\'s no unspeakable word to describe white people. Honkeys or whities just doesn\'t work.


point taken...:p..it\'s just that when i see nigger thrown around like that, it gets me a little amped...yes i know what kind of site it is and the nature of it,..i just felt they could\'ve used other words to describe afri. americans...f**k those other ethnic groups i was just concerned about afri. americans...;)
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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2006, 03:42:09 AM »
Mmm politcally correct jokes are the funniest jokes.
 
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2006, 06:04:22 AM »
You can always use cracker, ahab, cremlin, or others, all from this list.  

Tee, hee, they actually list \'canuck\' as a racial slur against Canadians... even though we use it all the time... more slang than anything.
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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2006, 02:17:32 PM »
Actually fooled ya, here i am. Clips i appoligize sorry i meant cerberus, still nothing personal .

Ah hey clips, if there are any attacks against you it is not me

 

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