Amusing current gen games.. JAWS

AWESOMENESS +10

GAME OF THE SUMMER

Here are some random screens from the website:








This the the cheesiest and most awesome screenshot ever. It\'s like the Shark is some sort of reincarnated Jesus.



Sharks with fucking keycards. BRILLIANT.




Fucking smug orcas.


Haha, that guy on the left is throwing his gun. He\'s all like, "fuck this shit."




PC release date 6/6/06

Out for PS2 and XBOX for $30, $20 for PC.

Seriously, I love Gamefly because I can just try out any shitty ass game and discover hidden gems. This game was made by the people who developed Ecco the Dolphin for the Dreamcast.

Keycards and sharks, seriously.

The Snakes on a Plane fan within me wants to try this. I had heard about it a while ago, where you get to be the shark.
 
But seeing that you get keycards... now I want in.

[Titan]

Why do the graphics look like PSX graphics?

[Evi]

:rofl:

Why do the graphics look like PSX graphics?

It\'s a budget title.

[Evi]

Like what? 100 bucks?

Probably less

Sharks+keycard=instant classic

[Titan]

It\'s a budget title.

So. I\'ve seen budget games look a hell of a lot better than that.

Wow, man. You\'re a bit of a whore aren\'t you.

Are you actually expecting so much out of this game? Wow

It\'s fucking Jaws.

[clips]

it probably took only a couple weeks to make that s**t...who buys these types of games?...and even better who approves them?....i guess they must\'ve fired the quality control dept...

Haha the features section on their website is funny. :rofl: :lmao:

   

*   Take control of Jaws the Great White Shark while playing out themes and in locations from the JAWS film universe

    * More than 10 [SIZE="6"]meticulously detailed[/SIZE], destructible environments, each with unique designs and intense action

    * Unleash real-time damage on intelligent enemies, vehicles and structures

    * Perform a variety of stunning underwater, surface and air attacks via a user friendly combat system

    * Dismemberment engine provides multiple points of disconnection allowing for characters and objects to be torn apart piece by piece

    * Follow story-based missions or choose to freely roam the island and its surroundings causing havoc

    * Encounter multiple side missions/challenges including timed destruction, stealth, chase and others

    * Face fearsome arena bosses including killer whales, powerful boats and more

    * See your victims before they know you’re coming and target lock on enemies from afar with Shark Vision

    * Created by Appaloosa Interactive, developer of the award-winning Ecco the Dolphin series

WHOAH! I CAN GET ALL THESE? I WANT TO SEE THIS GAME NOW! SHOW ME A PIC WILL YA?






















:eek: :sick:


They sound so excited and optimistic about it

I dont believe this is from the makers of Ecco. It cant be!

It\'s like a joke

[clips]

I dont believe this is from the makers of Ecco. It cant be!

It\'s like a joke

they\'ve fallen on hard times,..either that or they are on crack...

Or brilliant.  fucking sharks and keycards man... keycards

Seriously, its a 20 dollar budget game that more than likely would provide a few hours of amusment and I\'m pretty sure thats all it was meant to be.

I wish they would make Jaws the videogame: Jaws in Time.

He would construct an underwater time machine and somehow hold a wrench in his fin.  The machine would take him to the time of Abraham Lincoln and Jesus, but he\'d stay the in underwater world of course.