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Offline Titan

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« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2006, 10:42:55 AM »
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My first dates dad was like mean snarly nasty.Met me at the front door with 12 gauge. so what time ya bringin my little girl home HUH. Looking down both dark barrells all i could say was, gulp. ANY TIME YOU WANT ME TO SIR LOL


I doubt you slipped an LOL in there ;)

Talk about intimidating though. That would be like finding out the chick\'s dad is a CIA agent or a Marine drill sargeant.
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« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2006, 10:51:28 AM »
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My first dates dad was like mean snarly nasty.Met me at the front door with 12 gauge. so what time ya bringin my little girl home HUH. Looking down both dark barrells all i could say was, gulp. ANY TIME YOU WANT ME TO SIR LOL


did he also have a trucker hat, stained wife beater, ripped jeans, and a budweiser in his other hand?
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« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2006, 07:13:12 AM »
No just a thin bean pole, looking out for his little girl. He actually turned out to be a nice guy, died of cancer 10 yrs ago
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« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2006, 09:35:46 AM »
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Because he\'s cooler than you ;)

Fred, you kinda look like my ex-boyfriend


Fixed.
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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2006, 10:42:30 AM »
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Fixed.


Cute. So many homosexual jokes fly around here about accusing others of being gay that it just lost its impact. :fighting:
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« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2006, 08:49:58 AM »
Gay not me, i love woman to much. My butt is an exit ramp.
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2006, 09:31:07 AM »
Watch out. LIC might call you a gay loser 500 times.
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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2006, 12:40:54 PM »
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Gay not me, i love woman to much. My butt is an exit ramp.


Yeah but every once in a while someone thinks the exit ramp is an on-ramp ;)
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« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2006, 12:56:53 PM »
I dont think so, im not into that at all.
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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2006, 01:00:03 PM »
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I dont think so, im not into that at all.


You just haven\'t been touched by theomen yet. He\'s got some magic fingers ;)
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« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2006, 10:09:12 AM »
I guess he wants to keep them lol
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« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2006, 01:56:36 PM »
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I guess he wants to keep them lol


He spreads his love eventually :)
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« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2006, 01:57:48 PM »
Aint touching me, im not into guys at all.
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« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2006, 03:05:49 PM »
Dude...it\'s a joke.
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« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2006, 04:43:18 PM »
Whatever
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