I can\'t get over the domestic reaction to this. No more Ipods allowed on planes? No Gameboys? Yeah because hassling little Johnny is going to stop terrorism.
Is that really baby formula? Prove it by drinking it in front of me!
What is this?
Thank you for leaving America and welcome to O\'hare International. Please check your bags and freedoms at the counter.
I can\'t wait til a terrorist replaces his shoelaces with wire to strangle someone. Uh oh! Velcro shoes only! And no buttons - they have thread.
The pussification of America continues, and some people justify this. Like taking someone\'s Capri Sun is going to stop a terrorist plot.
Just once I\'d like to read how we stopped something in the 3 hour air port line. We\'re just hassling ourselves for no benefit.
Here\'s the answer:
Solid welded wall between pilots and plane. Door to cockpit is on the outside of the plane at the nose. That way a terrorist couldn\'t even demand the door be opened by taking a hostage mid flight. He\'d have to exit the plane to get up there.
Then add one plain clothes officer armed with non lethal weapon(s) to every flight.
Finally, change the bathroom system to be like a department store fitting room. An attendant lets you in and goes in afterward (sorry hon) to clean lightly and just generally check for any contraptions or chemicals that may have been left behind. The toilets and sinks shall also be solid all the way back to the wall so nothing can be hid behind/under them. Just to help the employee out.
Inside the airport - go back to metal detectors and xrays. And keep the random shoe checks just for fun.
To pay for the plane upgrades, raise plane ticket costs $20 apiece until the upgrades are finished.
Done, I just solved the national crisis, I\'ll be in my room at a heightened state of alert if you need me. It\'s ok to bring your fluids, shoelaces, toenail clippers, Ipods, cellphones and video games back on the plane now and you won\'t need to wake up at 2:30 a.m. to catch a 7 o\'clock flight. You\'re welcome. Have fun.
-Dan
/thinking of setting up a security checkpoint outside my car. you want in? take off your shoes terrorist! liveinfear