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Offline Jumpman

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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2006, 05:04:47 PM »
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Mostly because my post count is probably in the single digits, and I would look stupid insulting a regular poster when I am but a noob.  I\'ve known you guys a lot longer...it\'s like talking to your friends about the assholes you work with, ya know?

Show me this Jonathan and I\'ll show you how newbs pwn...well other newbs I guess in his case.
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2006, 05:37:53 PM »
That\'s true. We could randomly show up and flame him for you.

That would be entertaining.
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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2006, 07:09:09 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2006, 07:05:03 AM »
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That\'s true. We could randomly show up and flame him for you.

That would be entertaining.

like we did with johnny crack way back?

didn\'t someone post a link to a weightwatchers forum once, and did the same thing there?
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« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2006, 08:46:53 AM »
I honestly don\'t see what the big deal is. Let him spend his money like a moron. He\'ll be living in a cardboard box behind a McDonalds a lot quicker then you can laugh at him.
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« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2006, 09:19:57 AM »
Jonathan at Ars is no Johnny Crack.
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« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2006, 10:21:53 AM »
I know, I was just referring to the time when half a dozen of us signed up to his forums, half pro-crack (so to speak), the other anti-crack just to take the piss out of him and his arse-bandit cohorts.

I seem to recall someone posting a link to a weightwatchers forum, and some memebers joined up with womens names and started posting pics of cheeseburgersa/meat pies/chips etc, not sure if that was here or somewhere else though.
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« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2006, 11:21:40 AM »
I love Ars, but don\'t visit the off-topic forum.  This Jonathan does sound like a real pussy.

I bet he has horrible social skills, and to replace his lack of a social life he buys expensive sh!t to give him a temporary sense of self-satisfaction.  Gets lonely again, sells the sh!t, repeat.

To each their own.  I\'m single with a decent job but I can\'t imagine ever buying a new car in the near future.  Give me something used that can run well and looks stylish, and save the rest for hookers.

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« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2006, 06:02:30 PM »
\"If Christopher Reeve were alive today, I\'m sure he\'d be the first to say, \'Blue M&Ms? Are you fucking kidding me?\'\"
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