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Offline Eiksirf
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If the three next gen systems were people...
« on: October 03, 2006, 09:59:07 AM »
What type of people would they be? I say...
 
PS3 would be the captain of the varsity football team.
 
Xbox 360 would be Kevin Eubanks from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
 
And Wii would be George Takei from Star Trek.
 

 
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2006, 10:27:26 AM »
Since you asked, your wrong.
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2006, 10:39:37 AM »
I hate you.
\"What are you supposed to be, a clown or something?\"
\"Sometimes.\"
 
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2006, 11:06:11 AM »
The PS3 is "I fucked," I\'d consider Xbox 360 to be "your mother", and the Wii seems like a "last night."

Kevin Eubanks is also fitting for the 360.
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2006, 11:35:16 AM »
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And Wii would be George Takei from Star Trek.
 


you\'re FINALLY admitting the wii is gay? :D
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2006, 11:49:20 AM »
I admit to nothing.
\"What are you supposed to be, a clown or something?\"
\"Sometimes.\"
 
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2006, 01:42:19 PM »
George Takei epitomizes Nintendo in general: geeky and flamboyant Asian men that smile a lot.

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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2006, 02:04:49 PM »
PS3 would be the Fonz, 360 would be Screech and Wii would be Jackie Chan
1.FF7
  2. Grandia
  3. MGS
Is it me? Or does PSone own all the other systems?

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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2006, 02:33:55 PM »
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PS3 would be the Fonz, 360 would be Screech and Wii would be Jackie Chan


Where the first two are alright, Jackie Chan is not the Wii. You can\'t switch from a gay, yet admirable asian with a straight, kickass asian guy. We settled on Takei.

Anyone catch Takei at the William Shatner roast? I thought he was pretty funny.
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2006, 03:39:06 PM »
Yeah I saw that. He was vulgar, too, heh. Cracked me up.
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2006, 03:44:39 PM »
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Yeah I saw that. He was vulgar, too, heh. Cracked me up.


My favorite joke by him was when he said something like this (forgot exactly word for word but here\'s the jist of it) "Its not Takai like you\'ve been saying for the last 35 years. Its Takei...you know, like toupe". When he said that, I was rolling laughing.
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2006, 04:25:53 PM »
PS3 = Former head of the Department of Homeland Security Tom Ridge

360 = Brian Peppers

Wii = the Holy Spirit

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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2006, 04:27:32 PM »
PS3- Videoholic
360- LIC
Wii- Swifdi
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2006, 07:35:52 PM »
Nooooo, the Wii is mm. Because it\'s the best poster on any forum, ever.

Or something. mm rocks.
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2006, 05:15:31 AM »
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