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Offline FatalXception
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« on: October 14, 2006, 06:38:46 PM »
It\'s not official yet, but I can\'t see anyone else dying in a dumber way this year.

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Oops, forgot the link.
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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2006, 07:54:44 PM »
those craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy pakistani\'s.

Dumb fuck.
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2006, 09:50:42 PM »
What a dumbfufcnk. what has he whitnkng
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2006, 09:32:48 AM »
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What a dumbfufcnk. what has he whitnkng

hear hear, couldn\'t have said it better myself.
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2006, 03:28:34 PM »
"Ahmed Ashraf, was shooting a gun in the air outside his fiancee\'s home in the southern city of Karachi on Friday as part of his efforts to persuade her to get married"



Works every time.



Reading the article though, yeah, thinning out the herd. That guy sounds like he was a Grade "A" retard.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2006, 03:29:49 PM by Luke »
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2006, 05:21:05 PM »
Wow. I think it\'s best that she didn\'t marry him.
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2006, 05:51:03 PM »
he probably didnt kill himself because he thought he killed her, he shot himself because he didn\'t. he took the less painfull route.
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2006, 06:46:54 PM »
lol Jop. :D

just when i thought people couldn\'t get any dumber, they go and do somethin like this
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2006, 07:27:37 PM »
This definitely was one of the dumbest deaths ever. What was this guy thinking when he was shooting the gun? I dunno much about women but I do know they do not like getting shot at when they get proposed to.
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