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Offline Mr. Kennedy
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Toddler gets stuck in vending machine...
« on: October 25, 2006, 01:30:54 PM »
Its stories like this that make me happy to be alive!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061024/ap_on_fe_st/toy_toddler
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Toddler gets stuck in vending machine...
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2006, 04:56:34 PM »
old joke, but here goes...


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Toddler gets stuck in vending machine...
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2006, 07:02:13 PM »
Found an article with pic.  (and a movie, but just the pic in that).
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Toddler gets stuck in vending machine...
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2006, 04:39:31 AM »
Interesting story. What\'s funny is how calm he stayed during the whole thing. Most kids would be crying like Unicron after sammy had sex with him.
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Toddler gets stuck in vending machine...
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2006, 04:42:34 AM »
Man...why couldn\'t it have been at the python section of the zoo?
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