Have you blown your little inheritance yet? My prediction for you is as follows:
1)Go to college, blow a ton of money macking out an apartment trying to impress other losers.
2)Your "opinionated rants" will mark you as the campus asshole, causing you to be shunned by most circles, leading you into a deep alcohol and drug-induced depression.
3) Blow tons more money on copious amounts of weed, which you\'ll pay too much for, and smoke it, causing you to flunk out of college after a repeated sophomore year.
4) end up working at a local "pennysaver" paper writing stories about Rotary club pot luck dinners. By 30, your inheritance will be blown, and you\'ll commit suicide (eventually, after numerous attention-grabbing "attempts") in an empty apartment 1 week before you\'re evicted.
The End.
I left out the parts about your failed relationships with women and your "experimentation phase"....
Enjoy the ride, you cocky little douche.