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Offline GmanJoe

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So you meet your half-sister you didn\'t know about. But you recognize her....
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2006, 05:08:17 AM »
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Nah. I just have higher standards ;)


Goats are not higher standards. But in your little island, Mr Borat, goats are. ;)
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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2006, 05:14:41 AM »
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Goats are not higher standards. But in your little island, Mr Borat, goats are. ;)

Thats because I ment women.
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 But you have this obsession with goats and you always mention them
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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2006, 05:26:28 AM »
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Thats because I ment women.
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 But you have this obsession with goats and you always mention them


Suuuuuuure you like women. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Goats dressed like women. I know how it is in your culture. You goat raping rapist! :p
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« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2006, 05:45:54 AM »
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She doesn\'t look that great, no.

So. You still wouldn\'t turn that down though.

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You really need a girflriend. You always talk about how you hang out with "hot chicks" that "hit on you", but you never seem to do anything about it.

I\'m not looking for a girlfriend. I\'m content with the couple steady hookups I have.
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« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2006, 05:54:51 AM »
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i was gunna explain it in the post but then it turned all long on conviluted...

something about him being pissed that his half sister, who he didnt even know existed, was in porn. But before that it was alright. Could understand being pissed if it was you\'re actual sister..but this is just some chick he happens to be related to and didnt even know about.


yea i gotta agree, and she\'s aight, nowhere near hot. Only way he really needs to be upset is if he was twistin\' her out, then he found out she was his half sister, but him just jerking off to her? he should only be enbarrassed at the very most. Nothing to pack up and take your whole family back  home over. Not unless he really had some type of fascination with her.
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« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2006, 05:55:54 AM »
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yea i gotta agree, and she\'s aight, nowhere near hot. Only way he really needs to be upset is if he was twistin\' her out, then he found out she was his half sister, but him just jerking off to her? he should only be enbarrassed at the very most. Nothing to pack up and take your whole family back  home over. Not unless he really had some type of fascination with her.


So.....It\'s like that with your family, eh? You inbred. :p
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« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2006, 05:56:29 AM »
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I\'m not looking for a girlfriend. I\'m content with the couple steady hookups I have.

these couple of "steady hookups" wouldn\'t be called L.Hand & R.Hand by any chance, would they?
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« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2006, 05:59:38 AM »
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these couple of "steady hookups" wouldn\'t be called L.Hand & R.Hand by any chance, would they?


Only when they\'re going through their periods ;)
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« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2006, 08:26:03 AM »
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Suuuuuuure you like women. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Goats dressed like women. I know how it is in your culture. You goat raping rapist! :p


Seems you know from first hand experience ;)
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« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2006, 08:30:32 AM »
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Seems you know from first hand experience ;)


Don\'t be shy. We know you have goat legs and a human torso. We understand why you sex with goats.
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« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2006, 08:33:57 AM »
When I was a young\'n (17-18)  My GF\'s best friend was this smokin\' hot 16 yr-old who was always hittin on me...well I had heard from a mutual friend that she was into internet porn... I stumbled across a video last month that has her in it doing 2 other chicks...somehow it\'s super hot to see a chick you know getting banged with a strap-on while she\'s snackin\' on tuna....
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« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2006, 09:16:48 AM »
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When I was a young\'n (17-18)  My GF\'s best friend was this smokin\' hot 16 yr-old who was always hittin on me...well I had heard from a mutual friend that she was into internet porn... I stumbled across a video last month that has her in it doing 2 other chicks...somehow it\'s super hot to see a chick you know getting banged with a strap-on while she\'s snackin\' on tuna....


Yeah but not if your a half brother tot he girl you don\'t think its hot.

Chizz, I think i might be able to top that. Apparently one of the young gym teachers in my high school was into internet porn and a friend of mine stumbled on her video. He wouldn\'t send it to me though which casts doubt on whether he actually is full of shit or not. She was a hottie so I like to think she was in it ;)
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« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2006, 09:23:26 AM »
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Don\'t be shy. We know you have goat legs and a human torso. We understand why you sex with goats.

I think you are confusing me with him

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« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2006, 09:40:08 AM »
I thought he sexed goats because no girl or guy wants him and he got turned on by the dirty goats.
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« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2006, 09:46:05 AM »
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So. You still wouldn\'t turn that down though.
Probably not, no.
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