So you meet your half-sister you didn\'t know about. But you recognize her....

[GmanJoe]

from a video. A porn video.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2191192

[GmanJoe]

here\'s the quote:

And to think he whacked off to her! BWAHAHAHAHA!

I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents\' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.

"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we\'re going to be having someone else over."

Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.

My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.

But wait, I didn\'t have another sister?

Wrong.


Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.

Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the fuck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?

Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that asshole.

Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.



My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn\'t really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.

I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn\'t want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.

I don\'t know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don\'t really know what to do. Any advice?

[Titan]

Hahahaha. She is pretty hot though.

I could not even imagine having a half sister like that woah

[Viper_Fujax]

pretty hilarious if its true. I need to see a family picture..

and a money shot picture........


anyway, the dude\'s a hypocrite

[Titan]

How\'s he a hypocrite?

[Viper_Fujax]

i was gunna explain it in the post but then it turned all long on conviluted...

something about him being pissed that his half sister, who he didnt even know existed, was in porn. But before that it was alright. Could understand being pissed if it was you\'re actual sister..but this is just some chick he happens to be related to and didnt even know about.

Thats one fucked up story. Not just his half sister. But his parents too

Hahahaha. She is pretty hot though.

Hot? She looks mediocre to me

I\'ve always liked BangBros.

i was gunna explain it in the post but then it turned all long on conviluted...

something about him being pissed that his half sister, who he didnt even know existed, was in porn. But before that it was alright. Could understand being pissed if it was you\'re actual sister..but this is just some chick he happens to be related to and didnt even know about.

I think he just feels weird knowing he jacked it to someone he\'s related to.  Nothing wrong with that.

[Titan]

I\'ve always liked BangBros.

I have a lot of their stuff. They\'re pretty good. They get some sweet chicks on their porns. I have some videos by Naughty America which are decent. I mean they get the job done.

Hot? She looks mediocre to me

That\'s because you\'re gay.

[Evi]

^^

She doesn\'t look that great, no.

I have a lot of their stuff. They\'re pretty good. They get some sweet chicks on their porns. I have some videos by Naughty America which are decent. I mean they get the job done.

You really need a girflriend. You always talk about how you hang out with "hot chicks" that "hit on you", but you never seem to do anything about it.

[Cerberus]

it never ceases to amaze me how these things do the rounds, I have seen the same thread on about 4 completely different forums in the last 12 hours or so.

it never ceases to amaze me how these things do the rounds, I have seen the same thread on about 4 completely different forums in the last 12 hours or so.

Pfft, I read it at the source.

But yeah, most of the stuff posted on forums originate from somewhere else.

That\'s because you\'re gay.

Nah. I just have higher standards