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Offline THX
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« on: February 22, 2007, 01:20:10 PM »
Anyone giving up anything for Lent?  I\'m not Catholic but I saw the movie 40 Days & 40 Nights.  Basically the guy gives up anything sexual for 40 days, including splooging on himself.

How many days do you think I can go w/o doing the same?  I\'m on day #3 now. :running:

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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 01:34:15 PM »
so, what is the longest days you haven\'t play yourself yet?
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 03:28:40 PM »
30 seconds
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Offline THX
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 04:57:39 PM »
longest in memory was 10 days.  Then all hell broke loose.  anyone do better?
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2007, 05:58:29 PM »
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longest in memory was 10 days.  Then all hell broke loose.  anyone do better?


I never made it past 10 days. Though I didn\'t do it as much when I got to school at first. Then I discovered my campus p2p software and downloaded lots of porn :jb:
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2007, 06:35:41 PM »
Yeah, a thread about Lent. Didn\'t expect it to go in this direction, heh.
 
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2007, 09:09:08 PM »
the longest for me has been like 2 weeks,... with me workin\' nights it\'s kinda hard to get that off on the reg. especially with the kids gettin\' older, even quickies are becomin\' hard to come by...and when the quickies do happen, i gotta be quiet as hell..bah! married with children!.:mad:..:p....Only time i really get to put it down right is on the weekends...:fro:....i can properly give the wifey a sample late at night when the kids are sleep.
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2007, 10:18:42 PM »
have to say a week for me..at least that i can think of

was away from the house for a while and couldnt bring myself to doing it in someone elses place,lol.

i havent given up anything for lent since like 5th grade
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 09:39:52 AM »
i\'m giving up caffine
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2007, 10:51:43 AM »
I\'m sacrificing a bull....and eating it every Friday.

I\'m Catholic. I used to give up stuff...but ya know what? That\'s what the pope asked us Catholics to do. But I\'m not a fan of most popes. I\'m eating whatever I want. Coinsidentally, Long Johns Silver looks very tempting these days. :p
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2007, 06:45:13 PM »
im giving up worshiping satan
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2007, 06:46:49 PM »
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the longest for me has been like 2 weeks,... with me workin\' nights it\'s kinda hard to get that off on the reg. especially with the kids gettin\' older, even quickies are becomin\' hard to come by...and when the quickies do happen, i gotta be quiet as hell..bah! married with children!.:mad:..:p....Only time i really get to put it down right is on the weekends...:fro:....i can properly give the wifey a sample late at night when the kids are sleep.


Really? I would have thought that masturbating habits would dwindle some when you are married. I thought that a wife would replace your right hand ;) Guess I have a lot to learn, lol.
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Offline Blade
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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2007, 08:00:25 PM »
Lent is so silly!
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2007, 08:22:09 PM »
I\'m giving up fucking jesus in the ass with a panzerfaust for lent... I think he will appreciate it.
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2007, 12:08:28 AM »
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Really? I would have thought that masturbating habits would dwindle some when you are married. I thought that a wife would replace your right hand ;) Guess I have a lot to learn, lol.
Didn\'t you know? When you get married the wife doesn\'t feel like she has to service you anymore. :laughing:
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