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« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2007, 09:38:58 AM »
When you drove trucks did you witness lots of road head?  Tell us some stories...
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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2007, 07:25:57 AM »
Road head yeah you could say that lol. Nothing more so then the lot lizards, if you didnt lock your door they would climb rite up in the truck. Possibly wake up and find something in your bed, or worst case they would empty your walletts. Freindliest girls i ran into were either in georgia or the florida pan handle. In the restaurants they would bring your check lean over so you could get a good look at the goodies and ask, and mean it anything else.  Thats when you usually got to sleep in a real bed that night lol.

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« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2007, 10:00:04 AM »
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Road head yeah you could say that lol. Nothing more so then the lot lizards, if you didnt lock your door they would climb rite up in the truck. Possibly wake up and find something in your bed, or worst case they would empty your walletts. Freindliest girls i ran into were either in georgia or the florida pan handle. In the restaurants they would bring your check lean over so you could get a good look at the goodies and ask, and mean it anything else.  Thats when you usually got to sleep in a real bed that night lol.


I always would have liked to drive a truck for a eyar or so just to see the country and meet some crazy people. I\'ve heard crazy stories like that.
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2007, 11:14:45 AM »
Titan i really enjoyed my time on the road, i saw 95% of the country. I think the only states i did not hit were north and south dakota, the state of washington. I think the freakyest thing i saw was donners pass. It\'s the main mountain pass connecting reno neveda, with sacramento, california. 40 miles up to the top the same down. At the top of the mountain there is a monument as to the grusome past. Do a google search, and you will see it was the first recorded case of cannalibism in the united states.. There is nothing more spooky then being up there at say midnite or 3 am with nobody else around. Talk about chills up and down your spine,

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« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2007, 08:11:16 AM »
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I finally got on a antibiotic that works, well two fridays ago i was using my mother in laws bathroom.

I got up but could not get my brace to lock, so i stumbled over to the sink figuring i would lean against the cabinet and lock it.

Well he he i ended up stumbling and smacking my head on the door just below the door knob and scraped up my shoulder pretty good.

Yes for those who are wondering good solid door 6 panel pine.


By the time i hit the floor the door was open and mommy dearest is swearing up a storm. See i did not break the door just broke the door casing and tore the door jam out. Dam woman did not speak to me for a day and a half


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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2007, 10:05:09 AM »
You know what gman i was laughing to but my mother in law was not, in fact she yelled and screamed

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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2007, 10:21:59 AM »
You need to kick her in the vagina.
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« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2007, 05:04:12 PM »
My friend she is not worth it, we yell and scream then she doesnt say anything for 2 or 3 days

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« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2007, 05:29:38 PM »
Kill her.

Or if you don\'t want to me and you can make up arrangements via pm. ;)
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« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2007, 06:38:23 AM »
The woman is actually nicer at times then her daughter

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« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2007, 06:27:21 AM »
I am not doing to badly, just got my pump refilled with no complications. Also i got my medicare card so nothing is holding me back from heading to florida

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« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2007, 07:48:58 AM »
I have been hanging in here trying to make things work. But honestly guys i screwed up entirely my fault, and i think it\'s time for me to leave massachusetts. I will pop in once im settled.

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« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2007, 08:25:04 AM »
Whur ya going? mm is looking for a roomie to share his basement.
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« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2007, 09:25:30 AM »
his mom\'s basement, thank you.
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« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2007, 09:02:21 AM »
I appreciate the offer but anywhere i go needs to be handicapp accessible. So i think florida is still the plan, my parents did their bathroom all over for me. Save some money buy a little house or something.

 

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