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Offline fre4d4
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« on: March 07, 2007, 03:51:50 PM »
You guys are gonna love this one, i have been battling a sinus infection for about a month. I finally got on a antibiotic that works, well two fridays ago i was using my mother in laws bathroom. I got up but could not get my brace to lock, so i stumbled over to the sink figuring i would lean against the cabinet and lock it. Well he he i ended up stumbling and smacking my head on the door just below the door knob and scraped up my shoulder pretty good. Yes for those who are wondering good solid door 6 panel pine. By the time i hit the floor the door was open and mommy dearest is swearing up a storm. See i did not break the door just broke the door casing and tore the door jam out. Dam woman did not speak to me for a day and a half

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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2007, 05:05:01 PM »
It wasn\'t your fault you fell. I would have thought she\'d understand.
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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2007, 06:49:55 PM »
:nopics:
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2007, 02:05:38 AM »
1-cut a hole in the box
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2007, 04:43:28 PM »
Vid

Jumpman im gonna beat you both senseless with my irish cane.

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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2007, 04:58:59 PM »
I\'m going to sum my thoughts up in 1 sentence...

Your mother in law is a twat

She should know of your situation, and as such, should know your limitations as an individual.

If anything, you should be suing her for injuries sustained from poorly provided amenities.

If you need a character witness, give me a shout.

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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2007, 10:58:33 PM »
Quote from: Cerberus

I\'m drunk, I\'m going to bed...


i\'m drunk snow and can\'t fucking type. well abrey tipe
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2007, 07:49:27 AM »
Thank you cerberus, i sometimes think my mother in law and my wife share the same brain. I hate to say that but it\'s true, i have to walk on egg shells cause i might hurt her feelings. Done that many a time usually does not speak to me for a day or two. But thats ok the silence is not that bad

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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2007, 11:02:37 AM »
When a woman doesn\'t talk to you for a day or two, its like a minivacation ;)

Mothers and daughters I\'ve noticed are a lot alike, even when they don\'t admit it. My mom is like her mother and most of the girls I\'ve been involved with were similar to their mothers.
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2007, 10:46:10 AM »
Yep oh i agree, and after last night im in the dog house big time. Forget it guys im not coming clean way to emmbarrassed. I will say i was home all nite alone and i did not get drunk  puke and fall again. Other then that im not saying a word.

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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2007, 07:59:46 PM »
Why? Did you get stoned?
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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2007, 07:36:16 AM »
Ah No my friend

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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2007, 07:26:08 AM »
Ok changing subject the other day i went to get my pump adjusted. So now it is at a even 400 micrograms a day, going to take a couple days to see how it works. The same day i renewed my licence, the only cruddy thing is i had to give up my CDL, That my friends was one of the toughest things i have ever had to do, i mean the hours of studying for that thing and testing. Shit now it\'s gone, i have a regular licence like everybody else  but i have incredible memories.

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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2007, 11:07:22 AM »
Why did you have to give up your CDL?
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2007, 08:34:58 AM »
Unfortunately titan, my entire left side was effected by the stroke. And i need a handicap plaqard, so since i cant climb up into a truck any longer. Also i cant push in a clutch anymore either, so it had to go. Yes my friend i was a bit sad about it, but the cool thing is i can still drive a car.

 

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