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Offline Samwise
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« on: May 10, 2007, 11:04:05 AM »
No I\'m not getting married. :) But my brother is... to an infidel - well a great American girl actually. And she\'s in med school to boot. ;)

But here\'s the thing... I don\'t have the faintest clue as to what to give them for their wedding.

I would appreciate some ideas for inspiration. :D
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2007, 11:14:35 AM »
a sperm sample... you know.... in case he\'s not up to it...
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2007, 11:22:32 AM »
Of course his sperm is inferior to mine and I remind him of that as often as I can. But I\'m not sure he\'d like a jar of it though. :)
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2007, 12:07:48 PM »
Do either of them cook? A set of "Iron Clad" cookware would be awesome. And a recipe book of Japanese cuisine (they\'re quite simple to do).

Or pay for a videographer to do their wedding (which is quite expensive - unless you hire me :p)
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 12:16:40 PM »
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Or pay for a videographer to do their wedding (which is quite expensive - unless you hire me :p)
I thought you only did amateur porn? :D
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2007, 12:33:31 PM »
How about a $.10 coupon for vagisil? Classy, yet functional.
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2007, 12:37:16 PM »
money is the easy way out, but not as thoughtful... you knew that, which is why you\'re asking us

get them money.  or pay a travel agent to hook them up with some fun activities on their honeymoon.  Limos, upgrade their hotel suite if possible, tickets to a really nice play downtown or concert.
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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2007, 12:57:18 PM »
Thanks for the suggestions THX. I was actually thinking about that, giving them an experience of some kind. I was looking at hot balloon rides and stuff, but I want to give them something that\'s near their location (Rochester, NY). But it\'s kinda hard for me as Eurotrash to know what\'s reasonably nearby. :(

EDIT: So not for their honeymoon, but after. ;)
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2007, 01:59:26 PM »
butterscotch panties?
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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2007, 04:29:40 PM »
I\'m getting married next Saturday...

As far as the gift goes... Money is always a just married couples friend.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2007, 07:02:21 PM by Luke »
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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2007, 04:43:43 PM »
Wow Luke =D Congratulations.

We expect wedding pictures.
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 07:01:53 PM »
Thanks and yeah I\'m sure you guys are gonna get to see a few drunk Jar O Pickles pictures.

Those are always good.
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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2007, 07:19:03 PM »
Quote from: Luke
I\'m getting married next Saturday...

Sorry to hear that...

I mean grats!!!  screw sammy\'s bro this is your time to shine
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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2007, 08:22:38 PM »
I got married about a month ago, and money is such a nice treat!!
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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2007, 08:58:13 PM »
one thing about bein\' married.....guaranteed ass!....:fro:....even tho my wifey will sometimes clamp those cheeks together if i\'m like a diving board around 3:am, but for the most part i get my daily dose...now congrats to Luke and Sammy\'s bro, and i do recommend that if the wifey does happen to get stingy with the poononie after you cats are married, go take them to see Chris Rock\'s "i think i love my wife"....that movie will change that ass quick!...i also say the best gift is almost always money since both parties at some point tend to be spending alot of money....not sure if the brides father is payin for it, *it\'s tradtion for some* but if not, money is the way to go....
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