House-sitting for a friend next weekend, what to do?

this is a pretty nice townhouse in a quiet neighborhood.  they are stocking the fridge with beer :beer:

suggestions welcome

touch various items around the house with your penis then giggle everytime they touch it. go for toothbrushes 1st

Be sure to put a "no girls allowed" sign on your cardboard fort.

You can never go wrong with a cardboard fort. Unless it rains. I challenge you to not have fun in a cardboard fort. It is impossible.

[Titan]

Since the fridge is stocked with beer, you can invite a buddy over and have him build his own fort out of cardboard boxes. You guys can drink the beers and throw the empty cans/bottles at each other.

[clips]

invite those three shorty\'s in that pic you keep postin\' in here and have a threesome....:fro:

That would actually make a foursome.  So perhaps they could go golfing afterward.
 
As long as they agree to keep out of his cardboard fort.  No girls allowed.

[clips]

That would actually make a foursome.  So perhaps they could go golfing afterward.
 
As long as they agree to keep out of his cardboard fort.  No girls allowed.

i kept wondering where everybody kept gettin\' the idea of cardboard forts,...then i see that votin\' poll!....... i hardly ever pay attention to those, so yea, i vote for the cardboard fort...i still think he should invite some hotties over too tho...:thepimp:

[videoholic]

God, I remember doing that when I was a kid.  Shit, I fucked my girlfriend so many times in their bed.  It rocked.

[CHIZZY]

Befrore or after you made a fort and pooped in your pants?

I remember building forts when I was young.
It was fun!

aw man who gayed up my poll?  it was fine the way it was... sorta

actually this is better nvm

[Titan]

This thread almost makes me want to build a cardboard fort when i go into work tonight....i think I may do that.

[Kurt Angle]

Build a cardboard fort and wank in it. Then leave the evidence for them on their return.

[Titan]

Build a cardboard fort and wank in it. Then leave the evidence for them on their return.

My brother\'s former roommate would jerk off on the floor and rub it in. Or so my brother and like 10 other people have said. I suggest you jerk off on their pillows and rub it in