Hello

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.  (Read 1653 times)

Offline GmanJoe

  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12133
  • Karma: +10/-0
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« on: September 10, 2007, 08:58:45 AM »
Derek Jeter is code word for Xbox 360


http://www.gambling911.com/Did-Yankees%20Derek-Jeter-Give-Jessica-Alba-Herpes-081107.html

Quote
Ever since Jessica Alba disclosed that she had herpes, news has spread like wildfire (and hopefully, not like herpes) that Yankees star Derek Jeter could be the suspect.  

The stories have been circulating for the past few days.

An AOL Fan House blog entry mentions that a representative from LARagMag.com appeared on the The Adam Carolla Show and disclosed the following:

Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from...that\'s right...dirty Derek Jeter.




I rescind my claim about eating chunky peanut butter out of Jessica Alba\'s butt crack. *shakes fist at Xbots* Damn you! You dirty apes!
Logged
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my
Offline Raz The Friggin Grea
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1436
  • Karma: +10/-0
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2007, 04:14:45 PM »
I\'d take herpes from her anyday. I\'d hit it without wrapping it and not even think twice. Fuck, I\'d be HAPPY to get herpes from her.
Logged
My Hi-Def movie collection (much smaller than the SD one).

http://www.dvdspot.com/list.php?member=LivingInClip&list=owned
My Q-Server, Team Fortress 2 stats


Offline GmanJoe

  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12133
  • Karma: +10/-0
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2007, 04:20:15 PM »
Hmmm...I thought I was in the console forum when I posted this. Oh well. :)
Logged
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

Offline Titan

  • Sniper Kitten
  • Administrator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 16578
  • Karma: +12/-0
  • PSN ID: flightlessbeaker
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2007, 06:39:27 PM »
Quote from: Raz The Friggin Grea
I\'d take herpes from her anyday. I\'d hit it without wrapping it and not even think twice. Fuck, I\'d be HAPPY to get herpes from her.


Would you sacrifice your sexlife for that?
Logged
Liquid Spam of The Spaminators
"That took some balls to stick a gun in his pants." -Gman
"LOL u know id fuck yu wsboth right? i would love to fuck the both of uyouy

U R FUCJKGIN FCUTE" -THX to luke and Bob
"13 year old girls sleep with older men cause they think theyre in love
13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to
Offline Samwise
  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12129
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://151.200.3.8/~vze29k6v/you.html
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2007, 09:39:58 PM »
Ah this puts me in a dilemma... Well I\'d still hit it with condoms. :D

Of course, this is not going to be much of a practical problem. :D
Logged
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
(thanks Chizzy!)
Offline Raz The Friggin Grea
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1436
  • Karma: +10/-0
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2007, 02:06:56 AM »
Quote from: Titan
Would you sacrifice your sexlife for that?


It\'s just herpes, its not like it\'ll rot off.
Logged
My Hi-Def movie collection (much smaller than the SD one).

http://www.dvdspot.com/list.php?member=LivingInClip&list=owned
My Q-Server, Team Fortress 2 stats


Offline GmanJoe

  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12133
  • Karma: +10/-0
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2007, 04:17:27 AM »
Quote from: Raz The Friggin Grea
It\'s just herpes, its not like it\'ll rot off.


Here\'s $4, go get yourself some herpes. :)
Logged
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

Offline Titan

  • Sniper Kitten
  • Administrator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 16578
  • Karma: +12/-0
  • PSN ID: flightlessbeaker
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2007, 05:43:59 PM »
Quote from: Raz The Friggin Grea
It\'s just herpes, its not like it\'ll rot off.

True but herpes can\'t be that pleasant when you have them. Heh, I remember growing up, I took religious classes at my local church (thank you mom). They pretty much taught that it falls off if you get herpes and that you will die from it. I\'m not making this up either. I should dig up my old text book from my religious schooling when I get home and reread it. I probably would get a good laugh from it.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2007, 05:45:06 PM by Titan »
Logged
Liquid Spam of The Spaminators
"That took some balls to stick a gun in his pants." -Gman
"LOL u know id fuck yu wsboth right? i would love to fuck the both of uyouy

U R FUCJKGIN FCUTE" -THX to luke and Bob
"13 year old girls sleep with older men cause they think theyre in love
13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to

Offline Evi

  • Bah!!!
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 9032
  • Karma: +10/-0
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2007, 07:08:17 PM »
That\'s because Catholic schools teach horse s*** and not the bible. When my mom took Catholic school as a little girl, they told her to cross her legs or Satan would get inside her through her legs and possess her. Yeah...
Logged

Offline Titan

  • Sniper Kitten
  • Administrator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 16578
  • Karma: +12/-0
  • PSN ID: flightlessbeaker
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2007, 08:03:40 PM »
Quote from: Evi
That\'s because Catholic schools teach horse s*** and not the bible. When my mom took Catholic school as a little girl, they told her to cross her legs or Satan would get inside her through her legs and possess her. Yeah...


I can\'t believe I believed that crap back then. Funny how impressionable kids are. Took me a long long time to learn everything I learned from the Catholic church was crap.
Logged
Liquid Spam of The Spaminators
"That took some balls to stick a gun in his pants." -Gman
"LOL u know id fuck yu wsboth right? i would love to fuck the both of uyouy

U R FUCJKGIN FCUTE" -THX to luke and Bob
"13 year old girls sleep with older men cause they think theyre in love
13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to

Offline clips

  • In ChArGe..Ya DiG?!
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7807
  • Karma: +10/-0
  • PSN ID: Blackgas7
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2007, 09:03:10 PM »
Quote from: Evi
That\'s because Catholic schools teach horse s*** and not the bible. When my mom took Catholic school as a little girl, they told her to cross her legs or Satan would get inside her through her legs and possess her. Yeah...



damn...i know their intentions were good, but dayum....that\'s just a bit extreme....and as far as herpes go, trust i don\'t care if halle barry had it and wants to give me some, i\'d still be paranoid, even if i did wrap it up....and those commercials with those couples walkin\' hand in hand on the beach smilin\' that they have herpes, just because they have some medication that controls flare-ups, is bulls**t....i luv my broomstick too much for it to be lookin\' like a mutated cucumber...
Logged
knowledge, wisdom & understanding..these are the basic fundamentals of life

if you can\'t amaze them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh*t....
Offline THX
  • nigstick
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 8158
  • Karma: +10/-0
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2007, 08:22:40 PM »
bump... totally missed this.  hah sometimes it\'s good being ugly as sin and not getting any STDs
Logged

\"i thought america alreay had been in the usa??? i know it was in australia and stuff.\" -koppy *MEMBER KOPKING FANCLUB*
\"I thought japaneses where less idiot than americans....\" -Adan
\"When we can press a button to transport our poops from our colon to the toilet, I\'ll be impressed.\" -Gman

Offline Titan

  • Sniper Kitten
  • Administrator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 16578
  • Karma: +12/-0
  • PSN ID: flightlessbeaker
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2007, 10:25:28 PM »
Quote from: THX
bump... totally missed this.  hah sometimes it\'s good being ugly as sin and not getting any STDs


but on the flip side, it also means you don\'t get laid
Logged
Liquid Spam of The Spaminators
"That took some balls to stick a gun in his pants." -Gman
"LOL u know id fuck yu wsboth right? i would love to fuck the both of uyouy

U R FUCJKGIN FCUTE" -THX to luke and Bob
"13 year old girls sleep with older men cause they think theyre in love
13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to
Offline Unicron!
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 9319
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Xbox 360 gives Jessica Alba herpes.
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2007, 05:30:55 AM »
Quote from: Raz The Friggin Grea
It\'s just herpes, its not like it\'ll rot off.


Dont be greedy.

A bj can be enough
Logged
Pages: [1]
« previous next »
 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk