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Offline fre4d4
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« on: September 15, 2007, 04:11:06 PM »
My wife and i have a HP 1220c printer for some reason it will not print a handful of paper i have to feed it a sheet at a time. Anybody know why and how to fix it?
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2007, 04:51:44 PM »
pee on it
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2007, 05:59:19 PM »
Put it in the freezer.
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2007, 08:20:49 PM »
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Put it in the freezer.

after you pee on it or before?
cause i heard frozen pee is what fixes it but i also heard defrosting it by peeing on it fixes it
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2007, 12:42:20 AM »
you guys... peeing only helps with the 1220d version, the 1220c version is supposed to be jizzed on.
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 04:07:50 AM »
Holy cow.  That would have been a horrible mistake.  Nice Catch Politie.

And as always, Jizz then Freeze.
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 05:37:56 AM »
Det var da helt utroligt som mit tis ligner kærnemælk.
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2007, 08:41:11 AM »
good thing he doesnt have a 1200 version cause that can turn into a smelly mess
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2007, 09:47:35 AM »
my canon had the same problem. i found slapping it with my penis was very effective
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2007, 10:17:53 AM »
scat





solves everything.
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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2007, 04:19:32 PM »
Have you plugged it in?
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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2007, 06:41:50 PM »
- get ur wife to period all over it
- jizz in the ink carton
- wrap electric cord around hard on
- freezer
- scat
- ???
- profit
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« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2007, 06:56:39 PM »
Hell I buy a new printer whenever the ink goes out.  They are so darn cheap now.

I of course jizz on the old one...
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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2007, 09:59:09 PM »
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Hell I buy a new printer whenever the ink goes out.  They are so darn cheap now.

I of course jizz on the old one...


you rich bastard
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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2007, 03:33:41 AM »
oh please.  Printers are ridiculously cheap.
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