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Man caught having sex with a bike.
« on: November 21, 2007, 06:08:04 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

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Bike sex man placed on probation  
 
[SIZE="5"]Cleaners caught Mr Stewart simulating sex with a bike [/SIZE]

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a \'cycle-sexualist\'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

He now lives in Ayr.



 
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2007, 07:29:44 AM »
A man can\'t fuck a bike in his own room?  What the hell?
You\'ve no business in here!  This is my masturbatorium!

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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2007, 07:35:29 AM »
Your sig is fitting for this man\'s um....fetish.
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2007, 07:58:18 AM »
aside from the weirdness, why is he sentenced to three years on probation. Is it illegal to have sex with a.... bike in your own home?
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2007, 08:06:13 AM »
Maybe coz he didn\'t stop humping when the ladies came in?
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2007, 09:05:04 AM »
My friend and I named our guitar hero band "Bike Sex Man" after this guy.
Helloski.

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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2007, 02:36:08 PM »
where exactly on a bike can you stick your cock?

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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2007, 02:46:07 PM »
may have been having butt sex.
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2007, 09:56:20 PM »
He was caught red handed riding the bike.
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2007, 09:45:27 AM »
And whats with being placed on the sex offenders list ?

Don\'t you think thats a bit extreme?

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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2007, 12:28:29 PM »
I remember a buddy of mine sent me a link on how to have sex with a car. I think he may have actually done it.
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2007, 01:06:43 PM »
But you have to wait until it cools down or you\'ll burn your cock.
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2007, 01:40:01 PM »
masochism FTW
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2007, 07:38:57 PM »
Where do you find this shit?

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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2007, 09:01:34 PM »
Prolly searching for bike porn and this came up
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